Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
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Some random short bald man decided to come and talk to us in the pub last night. started asking where was good for music venues in York and asking what music we liked, we'd just put songs on the juke box. Started asking us what we did and he went on about how he used to put wheels on at Rover, blah blah you get the drift! He would start off talking to one of us and turned to another to finish it off, so you never got the full story! Said he was from Birmingham, didn't have an accent at all, apparentlet no one from Birmingham does and its all put on for tv  Said he used to support Villa but they upset so now he supports Sollihull Villa (never heard of them!!!!) Asked me who I supported so said Manchester United, his reply was "no you don't" Thought ok, used to this people have been telling me so for 15 years!!! Started going on about how deep down I was actually a life long York fan, I just didn't know it yet! I showed him my One United card to prove I supported Man United and he still wouldn't have it and said players outside of Manchester shouldn't play there. He gripped the card really tight and wouldn't give me it back! Everytime he said something he paused like Drake Remores!!! My mate got it off him and I put it back in my pocket. He refused to carry on the conversation unless he was holding the card! I said "No, you can talk with out it" Long silence before he told me that "no one says no" to him and stormed off!!!
After he went I told one of my mates thats why I tell weirdos to fuck off!!!
SUMMARY - For those that can't be arsed. Random man, I said no, he got upset. The end.
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Dom
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K2 GTi
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Is York anyway near Manchester?
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Robin
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Registered: 7th Jan 04
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Summary is funnier than the essay
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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About affiliated as you are to Peugeot...
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nik
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Very similar thing happened to me in Chelsea recently, started off by coming upto me saying ''ere mate look after me drink so no cunt touches it'' before going to toilet. Ended up hassling me and my mate for about 2 hours talking shit
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
Random man last night!!
Was it george michael?
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mark_d
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thats random alright
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Jambo
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random man 
Sounds like a super hero
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SetH
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hate it when loner random cunts come up to you in the pub, sit themselves down then proceed to ramble on about shit for 2 hours, fucking winds me up. your out trying to have a chat/laugh with your mates and some cock comes over and monopolises your time.
Even worse is when your with your gfriend, this has happenned quite a bit, came and sat down and every few minutes in front of both of us he kept looking at me and saying "aww shes beautiful isnt she", i was close to carving him.
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
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I look like Elvis apparentley and I should join the army. He was a nurse in the army and thinks its the future. Hes just packed his job in to go to India to visit his brother whos some sort of crusader
Oh, I also look like a footballer. An Elvis lookalike footballer? 
I could mention the random Spanish bird too, but can't be arsed!
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Robin
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pics of you to compare with Elvis Marc?
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Jambo
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Rob marc doesnt look like elvis.
Hes a dead ringer for beaker
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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What Jimmers said 
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Tom
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This does my head in aswell actually. Not happened to me for a while. Although some girl's I know r a bit random and make friends with these kinds of weirdo's, type who wiuld be sat on their own in wetherspooons at 4pm on a sunday. They ended up taking this fella along to a club (well they'd got bored of him and he invited himself along). One of them got a fucking 'love letter' off the fucker posted at her work he was about 48 iirc and the girls are 21.
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Marc
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Thats their stupid fault for giving out details!!!
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Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
Thats their stupid fault for giving out details!!!
Oh I know it's not the same just reminded me of it they are fucking mongs though yes
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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We had a retard in the same pub the other month. He pretty much was retarded. He told us he was seeing a councillor. We pretty much convinced him that our mate would adopt him and be his older brother
Same pub actually...
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TNM
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
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this happend at JAE to me and my mate.
Sopme bloke who looked like Lee Hurst
He was from Honda Revolutions forum
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Ally
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I've come across people like that, usually on their own wearing leather 'bomber' jackets holding a pint etc
Just cough right up in their face or blatently run away, works for me
Sounds like a weirdo, id watch crime stoppers for the next few weeks
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
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Get yourselfs there!!
http://yorkpubguide.com/oldsite/pubs/details203a.html?PubId=127
Read the first comment
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Jambo
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quote:
Originally posted by TNM
this happend at JAE to me and my mate.
He was from Honda Revolutions forum
Probably high on VTEC
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TNM
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he was a strange fellow.
Two people from S2Ki came and sat with us outside of the bar for a while and then legged it when he went to the toilet 
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CorsAsh
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In first year of uni, we were all sat in the pub, random fella came up, pissed out of his head, and started talking all kinds of crap. The his little fat mate got really angry for some reason and stormed off.
Thats when we realised they wre bum chums and shorty was jealous of his hobo boyfriend talking to us even though we were mostly ignoring him.
They got thrown out of the pub when he started talking about how he liked to "fuck young boys, and if you get shit on your dick you just flick it off"
No joke, sickening.
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