Rileysport
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... car alarm went off at 2 this morning, drivers wing mirror was on the deck, so i figured a passing car had knocked it off, picked it up put it inside and went back to bed. then at 3 this morning the car alarm goes off again, passenger wing mirror (near the path) was on the deck After a brief row with the missus i grabbed the trusty air rifle checked air pressure and loaded up two of the finest .22 pellets money can buy. Went outside, there was a hooded twit hiding in a bush just up the street so i took aim, fookin next door neighbour came out and started yelling at me to "go back inside with that thing" or he'd call the police... i missed my chance for vengeance, i am well pissed   
Anyhow
Morning
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punkymt1
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Why didn't u shoot the neighbour? lol
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DaNnY_LaD
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I would of the let a shot off then said ''Opps''
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nik
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I would have shot the cunt.
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Cybermonkey
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quote: Originally posted by nik
I would have shot the cunt.
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Edd
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i would have went about my business and shot the hooded bastard the reloaded and shot the neighbour
fucking prick gets up to tell you that he's going to phone the police!!! how about phoning them for someones fucking car being vandalised!!!!
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Rileysport
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quote: Originally posted by Edd
i would have went about my business and shot the hooded bastard the reloaded and shot the neighbour
fucking prick gets up to tell you that he's going to phone the police!!! how about phoning them for someones fucking car being vandalised!!!!
They don't like my noisey car edd anyone who was to steal/vandalise it would probably get a medal 
and i'm trying to keep the neighbours on side atm, someone complained to the council that i changed a speedo cable outside the house... which is apparently illegal although the council refused to send me a copy of this "legislation" 
[Edited on 27-07-2006 by Rileysport]
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nik
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Go and knock on the twats door later and say in future you won't bother looking out for his house/car if his attitude isn't to look out for neighbours or give a shit.
Edit to add go kick his wing mirrors off in the middle of the night  
[Edited on 27-07-2006 by nik]
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jimmy 2.1
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lets have a yorkshire region meet outside your house!! that'd piss 'em off!!
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Rileysport
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quote: Originally posted by jimmy 2.1
lets have a yorkshire region meet outside your house!! that'd piss 'em off!!
Good plan jimmy
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Cybermonkey
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nik is spot on today 
TBH i would have shot your neighbour in the kneecaps, then twatted the scumbag kid with the blunt end
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nik
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I would actually kick his fucking mirrors off, put them in a shoe box and leave them on his door step. He might be a bit more helpful in future
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Cybermonkey
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then kneecap him with the .22?
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Rileysport
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quote: Originally posted by Cybermonkey
then kneecap him with the .22?
he's not worth the nickel tipped nylon sheathed rounds i use
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stubbsy05
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Get a night vision scope on your rifle Then just sit back and enjoy
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Siberia
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funny stuff... do you live on a farm by any chance?
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Rileysport
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quote: Originally posted by Siberia
funny stuff... do you live on a farm by any chance?
No, but i do already have night vision
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Planty02
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Unlucky mate - but surely 2 rounds + 2 people (should)= revenge
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Adam-D
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gay, lay in wait tonight
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mwg
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You have a shit neighbour
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Ojc
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I'd have fcuked your neighbour in his arse.
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Cybermonkey
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you would have fucked him up the arse anyway ollie
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corsaoli
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you can borrow one of my shotguns if you like then blow his arms and legs off the he will not be able to kick your mirrors off.
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Rileysport
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quote: Originally posted by corsaoli
you can borrow one of my shotguns if you like then blow his arms and legs off the he will not be able to kick your mirrors off.
address please
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corsaoli
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shropshire but i come up yorkshire ever now and again, i will bring them both up and we can go hunting.
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