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Andrew
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25th Jul 06 at 16:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I've never had a picnic before so err...

Where did you go? Any nice places within 100 miles or so? The bird is doing the food
Cosmo
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25th Jul 06 at 16:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Trough of Bowland

Loads of places to park up next to the river in the woods and have a picnic. Not too far from you either.
PaulW
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25th Jul 06 at 16:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Alton Towers...

picnic in the gardens, go on some rides - best of both worlds
--Dave--
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25th Jul 06 at 16:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by PaulW
Alton Towers...

picnic in the gardens, go on some rides - best of both worlds


sounds like a recipe for disaster that...

Can imagine Andrew vomiting over his girlfriend whilst upside-down on Nemesis Inferno
CorsAsh
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25th Jul 06 at 16:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



Sunset on the beach?
nik
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25th Jul 06 at 16:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

What does one have for a picnic? Haven't a clue what food you'd take etc
CorsAsh
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25th Jul 06 at 16:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Cucumber sandwiches. And KY.
nik
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25th Jul 06 at 16:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Who needs KY when you can take peanut butter sandwiches
CorsAsh
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25th Jul 06 at 16:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Peanut is ok I suppose, so long as you get smooth and not chunky. The bits of peanut getting under your foreskin wouldn't be pleasant.

Unless you're a jew?
--Dave--
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25th Jul 06 at 16:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Scotch eggs are a must imo tbh to be continued
CorsAsh
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25th Jul 06 at 16:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Sausage rolls?
--Dave--
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25th Jul 06 at 16:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

indeed. Here's a list:

Sausage rolls
Crisps
Scotch eggs
Quiche
Sandwiches
Rolls (to eat, not the kind that reside on your gf)
Pop
Some cake
CorsAsh
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25th Jul 06 at 16:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

But don't forget to trim the crusts off picnic sandwiches.
J da Silva
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25th Jul 06 at 16:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
quote:
Originally posted by PaulW
Alton Towers...

picnic in the gardens, go on some rides - best of both worlds


sounds like a recipe for disaster that...

Can imagine Andrew vomiting over his girlfriend whilst upside-down on Nemesis Inferno


I think he was on about having a picnic in a dogging spot IMO TBH FFS.
--Dave--
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25th Jul 06 at 16:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



Potential contenders for fillings are:

Tuna
Cucumber
Ham
Cheese
Tomato

Add to that some of the following:

Branston pickle
Picallilly
Mayonnaise
Salad Cream

and you my friend, will have one helluva picnic.
nik
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25th Jul 06 at 16:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

How about a bit of GTF pie?
--Dave--
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25th Jul 06 at 16:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

PMSL @ dogging

Andrew is going dogging
Andrew is going dogging
J da Silva
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25th Jul 06 at 16:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Jee Tee Eff pie Nik?
--Dave--
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quote:
Originally posted by nik
How about a bit of GTF pie?


you mean... GTF pie?
CorsAsh
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You have a bird?
fir3vip3r
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pork pie
CorsAsh
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(Mother)

nik
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25th Jul 06 at 17:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

His Mum is taking him to a dogging site to have a picnic

[Edited on 25-07-2006 by nik]
CorsAsh
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:eek: indeed

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