Dione J
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Registered: 22nd Sep 04
Location: West Midlands Drives: Leon Cupra Turbo
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FOR ALL MY GIRLS/BOYS WHO GET THEIR GOODS! MAKE THEM SIGN ON THE DOTTED LINE!
This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The
Agreement")
is entered into on this ____ day of ______________, 2006, by and
between__________________________________ and ________________________.
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in
the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of
the evening.
3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have sh*t to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" sh*t - it's only s*x were having.
5. No emotional discussions (ie: Where are we heading with this? Do you
love me?) The answer is no so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup",
unless you are from out of town, then it's
only a one-time advanced arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.
8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of
your
damn business.
10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends,
just s*x buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during s*x is OK - don't be offended.
12. No extra clothing - I don't want you're a*s leaving anything behind
when
you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after s*x - it's over, so get your ass up,
get
dressed and go the f*ck home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My
roommate's
girlfriend/boyfriend."
17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is the less eye
contact the better.
18. No condoms equal no f*cking. Carry you're a*s home.
19. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.
20. No phone use please - I do not want anyone calling back looking for
you're a*s.
* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS:
The holder of the agreement may only alter the aforementioned rules. If
the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement,
it
will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed
from
the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and e-mail list. In
other
words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly a*s
understands the rules.
Participating Party
Signature:_____________________________
Date: _________________
Participating Party Signature:_____________________________
Date:__________________
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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 Do you have a girlfriend?
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LeeM
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Registered: 26th Sep 05
Location: Liverpool
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 excelent, made me laugh cos its so true!
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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Quality 
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Mather.16v
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Registered: 1st Nov 04
Location: Stockport
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this so rings true with the girl im seeing at the moment
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Dione J
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Registered: 22nd Sep 04
Location: West Midlands Drives: Leon Cupra Turbo
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gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
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quote:
Originally posted by Mather.16v
this so rings true with the girl im seeing at the moment
me too 
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Lisa H
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Registered: 19th Jul 06
Location: Stevenage
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I'm hating men at the mo - thanks for re-establishing that for me.
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gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
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quote:
Originally posted by Lisa H
I'm hating men at the mo - thanks for re-establishing that for me.
U2U Ry_B
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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Or corsa.v6
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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of Steve/ojc/Vibrio
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