SteveW
Member
Registered: 15th Jul 02
Location: Up in the clouds
User status: Offline
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BILLY CONNELLY'S CHAIN LETTER
Hello, my name is Billy and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50
billion f*cking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe
if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Scotland with a breast
on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed
before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show. And, do
you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone
to whom you send "his" email, $1000?
How stupid are we?
Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get
laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day! What a bunch of
bullshit. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my
house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that
was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget
Pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour. F*ck 'em!! If you're going to
forward something at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen
all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor,
wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from
some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't f*cking care.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own
unpopularity. The point being, if you get some chain letter that's
threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life,
delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making
them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been
tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only
salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this
email. Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow
morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your
genitals.
Have a nice day. Billy Connelly
PS: Send me 15 bucks and then f*ck off
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