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Registered: 5th Jul 00
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6th Jul 06 at 20:58

There I was cleaning the throttle body on the 205 when I let out a fart
It was warm and wet (my fart)

Suddenly my stomach grumbled and my ring puckered up
I knew I had no time to lose...I was going to shit myself any second.

I did a wee dance around the garage pleading with Fiona for some assistance (to which she just laughed)

Luckly, an Asda bag came to my rescue and within seconds I found myself bare bottomed and squatting over it.

My god....what a shite! It was hot runny and explosive!

Tip of the day - Always carry an asda bag wherever you go....you can always just lob it in the bushes once you're done with it

....just watch the consistency...it can run out the holes in the bottom of the bag

Kyle T

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6th Jul 06 at 21:11

This post would be funnier if it was merged with the welding one

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6th Jul 06 at 21:13

Russ

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6th Jul 06 at 21:19

do you ... er... shit in a bag infront of fee often

schoey

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Registered: 29th Jun 05
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6th Jul 06 at 21:24

wtf?!?!?!?!

abdus

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6th Jul 06 at 21:25

did yours run out of the holes?

[Edited on 06-07-2006 by abdus]

All Torque

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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
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6th Jul 06 at 21:25

Nevermind throwing it in a bush, throw it at a queue of people at a bus-stop

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6th Jul 06 at 21:27

That reminds me of something that happened when I was on holiday with Steve. However, I am sworn to never speak of the event again as it is a private affair...

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6th Jul 06 at 21:30

quote:
Originally posted by Russ
do you ... er... shit in a bag infront of fee often

thats the first time....

SteveW

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6th Jul 06 at 21:30

yes we are not to talk about that Ed...

AK shame it wasnt a brown paper one... could have lite it and put it on someones door step

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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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6th Jul 06 at 21:31

Shame there was't a bin, failing that even a toilet...

What are you doing online Steve?

Robbo

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6th Jul 06 at 21:31

How did you wipe

CorsAsh

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6th Jul 06 at 21:35

quote:
Originally posted by ed
That reminds me of something that happened when I was on holiday with Steve. However, I am sworn to never speak of the event again as it is a private affair...

^^^ The last time Steve had the shits

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Registered: 5th Jul 00
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6th Jul 06 at 21:35

with my socks

Na.... fee hads some tissues

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6th Jul 06 at 21:36

quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
How did you wipe

When you're sitting on the john and the toilet paper's gone. Be a Man! Use your hand!

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6th Jul 06 at 21:36

Why didn't you just go in a bush? Why did you go in a bag? Surely you didn't take it home with you??????!

SteveW

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6th Jul 06 at 21:38

Your a mans man.... shitting in a plastic bag is one thing.. doing it in front of the Mrs is quite something else

All Torque

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6th Jul 06 at 21:38

quote:
Originally posted by ed
Why didn't you just go in a bush? Why did you go in a bag? Surely you didn't take it home with you??????!

Hes gonna use it as one of those stress toys

Dom

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6th Jul 06 at 21:40

isnt there a type of fetish that involves this?

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6th Jul 06 at 21:44

the bush was about 10 garages down.... there was also kids there.... and its in the open.

The garage is mine, although the door was open.... it offers slightly more cover..

fuck me it stank

It ended up in the bush...

All Torque

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Registered: 17th Nov 05
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6th Jul 06 at 21:58

In the bush near the kids?

Bri 16v

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6th Jul 06 at 22:08

top class

cant see how Fee could of enjoyed it though

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