Brett
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It is just before the England v Brazil match. Ronaldinho
goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his team mates looking a
bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game.
We know it's important but it's only England. They're sh*te and we
can't be bothered."
Ronaldinho looks at them and says, "Well, I reckon I can
beat them by myself-you lads go down the pub."
So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the
rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars.
After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they
get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the
screen
reads "Brazil 1 - England 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes)". He is
beating England all! by himself!
Anyway, a few pints later and the game is forgotten until
someone remembers, "It must be full time now, let's see how he got
on." They put the teletext on.
"Result from the Stadium 'Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) -
England 1 (Lampard 89 minutes)."
They can't believe it; he has single-handedly got a draw
against England!! They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate
Ronaldinho. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with
his head in his hands.
He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you
down."
"Don't be daft, you got a draw against England, all by
yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!"
"No, no, I have, I've let you down. I got sent off after 12
minutes."
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GREG 1
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marklaruk
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quote:
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corb
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ace
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John
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by GREG 1
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MikeD
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funny but lampard wouldnt have scored.....
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Jake
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no way do Brazilians say "you lads go down the pub" 
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Robbo
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FFS  SO OLD and that joke is about scotland anyway!
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Jackooo
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quote:
Originally posted by MikeD
funny but lampard wouldnt have scored.....
hahah sooo true
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Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
FFS SO OLD and that joke is about scotland anyway!
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Martin
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@ this thread
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