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Jules
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   27th Jun 06 at 23:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Whilst mowing the lawn this afternoon I heard a "CRASH!", wondering what it was I turned around, and to my horror I saw the below picture on my patio, it was my tortoise, he had gotten caught up in the lawnmower's cable, probably been lifted up, fallen and broken himself into a few pieces.
I was heartbroken!

Please don't look at the picture if you are squeemish!
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It wasn't all in vain though, as my mum broke him up into smaller pieces and used him to put in the bottom of plant pots etc etc


R.I.P Tommy 2003-2006

EDIT: I'm suspecting suicide as I had heard rumours that he was jealous of the two big porcelin frogs in the opposite corner of the garden

[Edited on 27-06-2006 by Jules]
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CorsAsh
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I was skim reading that, and thought you'd blitzed your tortoise with a lawnmower.

You got mean since you've had lazers shot in your eyes
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he actually did it with his new laser eyes... the lawnmower cord story was a cover up
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PMSL I actually started to feel sorry for you thinking poor tortoise
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quote:
Originally posted by robmarriott
he actually did it with his new laser eyes... the lawnmower cord story was a cover up


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so everyone thinks its funny

sorry jules, im sure it gave you the 3 happys years while it was alive
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i dont think its funny, i'm upset, and worried that Jules is gonna slice me
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how much does it cost for a pair of lazer eyes?
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one meeeelion dollars
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shit i cant believe he can do that kinda stuff... im jealous
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LMFAO
Jules
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
http://gamesmainframe.com/downloads/X-Men%20Legends%202/11200506691.jpg


Excellent! New avatar found!

Today the porcelin frogs were looking round (for the tortoise I pressume), they seem quite happy about his demise, I think they might be upto something
I mean - how guilty do these guys look?
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pmsl @ laser eyes
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Could have glued him Jules.

That said, I fully expect you to have lasered him back together by dinner time tomorrow.

[Edited on 29-06-2006 by SVM 286]
Jules
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it's gone past that point I'm afraid, he's now in several small parts and it doing as stirling job of helping drain soil (or something) in various plant pots - his death wasn't in vain!
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Poor wee sod.

Is there nothing that can be done?
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29th Jun 06 at 00:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
So glad to hear your op went so well btw.

Money well spent indeed. I've always felt sight to be the paramount one of all the senses if I had to choose.

Life's far too short to contend with shite eye sight if you can afford otherwise Jules.



[Edited on 29-06-2006 by SVM 286]

 
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