Jules S
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Here's one of mine, while ive got it copied, I may aswell paste it...
** This bloke is sitting in a pub drowning his sorrows, when this gorgeous woman sits down next to him, orders a double, and sighs deeply. He turns to her and asks her, "So what's wrong in your life?"
She hardly glances at him and says, "My husband left me today."
He says, "What a coincidence. My wife left me today."
They keep drinking for a few minutes and then he asks her, "So why did he leave you?"
She looks at him and says, "He said he couldn't stand living with me any more."
"What a coincidence. My wife said she couldn't stand living with me any more."
They drink some more and then he asks her, "So what couldn't he stand about living with you?"
She smiles at him a little and says, "Well, I like really kinky sex and he didn't, so he left."
The bloke shakes his head in disbelief and says, "This is incredible! *I* like really kinky sex and that's why my wife left me."
They carry on drinking, but keep looking at each other, and he finally says, "Well, seeing as we're both alone now, and seeing as we both have similar interests..."
"Yes," she says quickly. "My house is just around the corner."
So they go over to her house. Once inside, she says, "I'm just going to slip into something a little more comfortable. I'll be right back."
She goes into her bedroom and gets undressed, and then puts on a studded leather collar, black lace crotchless knickers, a leather bra, fishnet stockings and stilletto heels.
She comes out of the bedroom to find the bloke going out of the front door. "Why are you leaving?" she asks him. "You just got here. I thought we were going to have some kinky sex."
He looks at her and shrugs, "I shagged your dog and had a crap in your handbag. I'm done."
any others peeps?
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