stuartyhall
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It is just before the England v Brazil match. Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.
Whats up he asks.
Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only England. They're sh*te and we can't be bothered.
Ronaldinho looks at them and says, Well, I reckon I can beat them by myself you lads go down the pub.
So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars.
After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads Brazil 1 England 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes). He is beating England all by himself!
Anyway, a few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers, It must be full time now, let's see how he got on. They put the teletext on.
Result from the Stadium ~Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) England 1 (Lampard
89 minutes).
They can't believe it; he has single-handedly got a draw against England!!
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in his hands.
He refuses to look at them. I've let you down, I've let you down.
Don't be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!
No, no, I have, I've let you down |I got sent off after 12 minutes.
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Jonny P
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that the same as the England Vs Scoltand one from years ago  tut tut
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JadeM
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haha superb 
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marklaruk
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i wish we played football aswell as scotland do in their kilts n all that lot
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Ry_B
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FPMSL! 
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mav
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quote:
Originally posted by marklaruk
i wish we played football aswell as scotland do in their kilts n all that lot
GET TO F U C K
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Robbo
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Thats the old Brazil - Scotland joke i think you'll find
Scottish fans cannot rile English fans because we jus reply: whaich world cup are you pl,ayign in again 
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J da Silva
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Did he do a two footed lunge on Terry?
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Tom
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That's very old 
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