gianluigi
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Please post your funny stories about being caught or close to being caught by a girls parents or whatever......
I think i've told people about my story, well i went round this girls house, only just got there, and her bro comes home  she makes me hide behind the fucking sofa, i hear him come in, talking to her etc, then he notices my shoes (i was polite and took off my shoes) i hear him go "who's are these" omg i started shitting myself, i wanted to run out  i am NEVER hiding behind a sofa again, i'd rather run out
brings me onto a point....anyone have good escape techniques? 
d_jay50, with your permission, i will post the 2 stories you u2u'd me
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Ojc
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I bummed Paul_J at LegoLand
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Edd
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i was shagging my girlfriend doggystyle her mother and brother walked in...............i just continued....
[Edited on 14-06-2006 by Edd]
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Tarrantino
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I was round this girls once, had her bent over and i was banging her like there was no tomorrow, then all of a sudden her door opens and her mum is standing there with amazed look on her face, i looked up at her mum and jsut carried on with my business
I made it a point to lock her door after that 
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gianluigi
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just carried on
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Dione J
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quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
d_jay50, with your permission, i will post the 2 stories you u2u'd me
fo' sho'
Technique i learnt from my past mistakes is to leave the key in the door (turned) and also have the back door ready and open for a sharp exit
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gianluigi
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d_jay50
story1: one time I didnt and was downstairs getting jiggy but forgot the key part and backdoor part - lets just say that when a random black man is in your kitchen your hiding behind your fridge when you know your daughter was alone in the house.. i was like, oops... hello
Story Number 2 - In the house at free yard at friends house to girls around went to see the black one who was there that i met and her friend this white girl was there too.
Stopped a while til quite late at night chilling and then we hear the door, i jump up out the settee dart across the room, into the kitchen and head towards the backdoor (usual routine).
Whilst the white girl is trying to stall the black girls bro from coming in - he goes outside to where I was.
At this time im already out the back and I run and jump over this really high fence - just in the nick of time.
Got a tx saying that "that was close & when he went outside in the back garden all you could see was the last part of my trainers flying over the fence"
Thing was he went outside to have a spliff and was wondering why his sister was out the back she then called "fifa, fifa" (the name of her cat) to pretend that was the reason why...
[Edited on 14-06-2006 by gianluigi]
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ClaireF
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got caught down turkey lane, just quickly put clothes back on and drove off.
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Kathryn W
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quote:
Originally posted by vauxcorsagirl
got caught down turkey lane, just quickly put clothes back on and drove off.
Slaaaagggggggg
Claire you dirty minx
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ClaireF
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he was my boyfreind, not some ramdon lad lol
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Ally
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We parked up in his car at like a viewpoint/tourist attraction on the top of the mountains as no one was there, started doing whatever then another car pulled up, saw us and then drove off
Carried on anyway as it was getting dark and cold so (thought) chances of someone else parking up were next to nothing
fun thou 
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ClaireF
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Yeah another one, flamborough head, it was dark and foggy there was me in bf car, his mate in second car and some more mates in third car, cos it was dark and couldnt see, i thought i would b cheeky and give him a bj and his mates never saw. See fog is good at times
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dna23
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 I'm dissapointed at the lack of Banjo stories.... *twannnnnnggggggg*
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Kathryn W
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I have loads but some shouldnt be posted...
Once when i first met Gaz we always just to mess around and park up, and we went down to this place where no one hardly goes apart from lorries now and again and a couple of people in cars going to the factory that was down the road...
We started fiddling, and i ended up doing things to him, and i couldnt see anything.. so he was left to look for cover, when the next minute some men were saying to him ''Take her to the pub instead mate, thats not the way to treat her'' or something along the lines of that..
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gianluigi
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quote:
Originally posted by vauxcorsagirl
got caught going down on a turkey, just quickly put clothes back on and drove off.
you can be put in jail for things like that
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ClaireF
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oh well, we just went somewhere else instead
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Kathryn W
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quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
quote:
Originally posted by vauxcorsagirl
got caught going down on a turkey, just quickly put clothes back on and drove off.
you can be put in jail for things like that
People can also join in if they wish 
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gianluigi
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Kathryn, no.....just no
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Kathryn W
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I was thinking the same luigi..
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gianluigi
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stop ruining the thread with joining in with my misquote 
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Dione J
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quote:
Originally posted by Kathryn W
People can also join in if they wish
sick.
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Sara
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just leave interior light on or flash lights twice...
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Kathryn W
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Originally posted by SaraX6SSD
just leave interior light on or flash lights twice...
Know the ins and outs of dogging..
That down to experience?
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Kathryn W
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quote:
Originally posted by SaraX6SSD
just leave interior light on or flash lights twice...
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Sara
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I read it once in a Max Power mag.
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