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Rob_Scarborough
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At that stage with a bird from home, seem to be quiet posh etc, how do you go about introducing yourself. man to man is a handshake, do you give the mum a peck on the cheek !
Gaz
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this should be in off day,

but just say hi, dont do any jestures wait for them to do something
Rob B
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You introduce them in offday.
3CorsaMeal
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buy them some goats cheese
3CorsaMeal
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or a goat, then they can make their own cheese

give a man a fish etc etc
J1M
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Say "eh up, I'm the one sticking it to your daughter 24/7"

Just be polite. Don't give the mum a peck on the cheek. Wait till you know them a bit better.

Jim

[Edited on 13-06-2006 by J1M]
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give the mum a peck up the ass tbh
3CorsaMeal
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GTF pie?
willay
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13th Jun 06 at 17:57   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
buy her something off ukflava.
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grab her mums bum and give her a cheeky wink followed by the bottle of Blue WKD for the dad!

u will be well in then!
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when u get there tell her mum and dad to leave coz u want to shaft their daughter, and it would be inconsiderate to do it while they are under the same roof.
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Turn up in your birthday suit.
CorsAsh
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Use a highlighter pen to colour your penis beforehand, then ask if they want to see your glowing elephant impression, turn off the lights, pull your jeans pockets out and dance around with your wang out of your flies making elephant noises.
Jake
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Get your doctor to write a note explaining you dont have STDs and hand it to them.
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13th Jun 06 at 19:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
be polite, dont be cocky, smile lots and laugh at their jokes.
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Jules
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Say hello to the Dad then lean in and whisper in his ear "Does your wife still suck the sausage at her age? It's just I don't wanna be wasting all this time with your daughter if not...."
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They probably be watching the telly or something, Just say "hello, im ******* nice to meet you" Tell your bird previous that you dont wanna be hanging round the living room, quickly upstairs and then this sits the trend for future meetings
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Hi i'm the father of your grand child due in 9 months
CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by MatthewR
They probably be watching the telly or something, Just say "hello, im ******* nice to meet you"


Swear at them like tourettes? "Hi, my name is FUCKOFF nice to meet you"
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Use a highlighter pen to colour your penis beforehand, then ask if they want to see your glowing elephant impression, turn off the lights, pull your jeans pockets out and dance around with your wang out of your flies making elephant noises.


hahahaha
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Hand shakes to both.....let the mum start the cheek kissing.

Whilst you doing that, size the old man up to see whether you will be on the end of a shoeing when you get her up the duff

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Check the mum out.....thats your girlf in 20 years time
CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by Jules S
Hand shakes to both.....let the mum start the cheek kissing.

Whilst you doing that, size the old man up to see whether you will be on the end of a shoeing when you get her up the duff

and

Check the mum out.....thats your girlf in 20 years time


Or if she's a bit gruff, check out her dad, she might have a sex change in a few years

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