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timrud_
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12th Jun 06 at 13:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just gone to the toilet and done one of the smellyest turds I have ever known pass my bowels.

Bit random really... could it be the weather?
Matt H
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12th Jun 06 at 14:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Northern charm.....
timrud_
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12th Jun 06 at 14:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
At least I didn't do it in the garden
Scoty B
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12th Jun 06 at 14:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by timrud_
Bit random really... could it be the weather?


Could be I produced a big sweaty one earlier and I was wiping for about 10mins.
Ojc
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12th Jun 06 at 14:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I don't poo at work, because I always shower after a poo.
Kathryn W
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12th Jun 06 at 14:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
What a bloody conversation..

It could be down to what your eating, and drinking..
timrud_
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12th Jun 06 at 14:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yes. This turd needed an immense amount of wipage too.

Must be the weather!
timrud_
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12th Jun 06 at 14:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Kathryn - Thats too boring.... I was looking for a random reason LOL
Matt H
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12th Jun 06 at 14:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Kat is trying to cover up the fact that she too just did a massive turd & she knows full well its down to the weather
3CorsaMeal
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12th Jun 06 at 15:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yeah its the weather, i call them "holiday turds"
Gavin_G
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12th Jun 06 at 18:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
Kat is trying to cover up the fact that she too just did a massive turd & she knows full well its down to the weather
and-m
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12th Jun 06 at 18:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
I don't poo at work, because I always shower after a poo.


Strange person!
richardworrall
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12th Jun 06 at 18:34   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i always do mine at work, saves money on the loo roll for home!!!!
Joe
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12th Jun 06 at 18:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
I don't poo at work, because I always shower after a poo.


I prefer to shower after too. I thought it was just me
mav
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12th Jun 06 at 18:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
you mean everytime you take a dump you have a shower? aye right
Joe
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12th Jun 06 at 18:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I usually do my dumping before i get in the shower, once a day. Obviously it cant be guaranteed you never know when your gona get caught short but as a general rule its what i go for.
MikeD
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12th Jun 06 at 19:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by joe6886
I usually do my dumping before i get in the shower, once a day. Obviously it cant be guaranteed you never know when your gona get caught short but as a general rule its what i go for.


Same here, I thought i was weird?
chr15barn3s
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12th Jun 06 at 19:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You get paid to shit at work
cunningham
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12th Jun 06 at 19:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MikeD
quote:
Originally posted by joe6886
I usually do my dumping before i get in the shower, once a day. Obviously it cant be guaranteed you never know when your gona get caught short but as a general rule its what i go for.


Same here, I thought i was weird?


lol am the same
abdus
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12th Jun 06 at 19:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by cunningham
quote:
Originally posted by MikeD
quote:
Originally posted by joe6886
I usually do my dumping before i get in the shower, once a day. Obviously it cant be guaranteed you never know when your gona get caught short but as a general rule its what i go for.


Same here, I thought i was weird?


lol am the same


add here
Ben J
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12th Jun 06 at 19:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Me too.
mav
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12th Jun 06 at 19:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by joe6886
I usually do my dumping before i get in the shower, once a day. Obviously it cant be guaranteed you never know when your gona get caught short but as a general rule its what i go for.


aye thats what usually happens for me...but no way you can say you have a shower after a dump....

I dump at my work too..passes the time
abdus
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12th Jun 06 at 20:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mav
quote:
Originally posted by joe6886
I usually do my dumping before i get in the shower, once a day. Obviously it cant be guaranteed you never know when your gona get caught short but as a general rule its what i go for.


aye thats what usually happens for me...but no way you can say you have a shower after a dump....

I dump at my work too..passes the time


how long you sit in there?
timrud_
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12th Jun 06 at 20:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I might start an academic paper on the topic of turding after todays revelations.
Aaron
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12th Jun 06 at 20:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i sit and have a dump at work while talking to my friends on MSN using my PDA on the wireless LAN, as soon as i've pinched it off i tell them what i've just been doing

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