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williamz
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9th Jun 06 at 20:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
whats the difference between a hit and run and a 69?



69 u see the c**t coming!!

i know its shit but lets get the jokes flowing
Robin
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whats crap and shouldnt bother

williamz






sorry
Gregor
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Whats Postman Pat called when unemployed ? ....
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williamz
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why is a essex girl like car door?
williamz
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the more u bang it the looser it gets
All Torque
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williamz
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how do u confuse a blonde girl 4 ages?
williamz
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write plz turn over on both sides of an a4 sheet
Gregor
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Mummy carrot and baby carrot are in a car accident , they are both rushed to hospital.

The doctor later speaks to mummy carrot.

Doctor:

" Well mummy carrot , you have sustained no serious injury"

Mummy Carrot :

"But what about baby carrot ! ?"

Doctor :

" I'm sorry Mummy Carrot , he will be a vegetable for the rest of his life "
Ry_B
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quote:
Originally posted by williamz
why is a essex girl like car door?

the more u bang it the looser it gets



Why is that just Essex girls?

[Edited on 09-06-2006 by Ry_B]
Gregor
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Search google mate
williamz
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just a example u pube
williamz
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Why is the chelsea Stadium Grass so green?
Because every week chelsea put millions of pounds worth of shit on it.
williamz
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Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?
They had pictures of chelsea Players on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Mather.16v
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quote:
Originally posted by williamz

Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?
They had pictures of chelsea Players on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.


Mather.16v
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Whats long, scouse and goes rounds corners..........

the dole que
Luke
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10th Jun 06 at 07:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
wots the odd one out? fridge,freezer,toaster or women?

toaster coz wen is fcuked it dnt leak
Marc
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Type properly
Luke
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sorry!
Whats the odd one out?
A fridge,Freezer,Toaster or women?

Toaster because when its fcuked it doesn't leak

Is that better for you Marc
Marc
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Much better thank you
Luke
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Problem solved
phil_mcrakkin
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did you hear about the short sighted circumstiser?? . . . . . . . . he got the sack
nik
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Two condoms walked past a gaybar, they stopped outside to look through the window and one turned to the other and said shall we go in and get sh it faced

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