Tiger
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Every town, village, city has a local tramp that everyone knows. We have 1 tramp then 2 crazy locals that everyone knows.
Tramp: Jeffery Hughes - Otherwise known as Mad Jeff - how he has survived into his 60's god only knows. He drinks cider by the gallon every day - his eyes have bags the size of purses underneath. He can often be seen shadow boxing over-hanging shrubbery and kicking dry horse poop across the pavement. His favourite sayings are "Hello Me Dears" and "I Killed A Man, I Killed A Man You Knoooow" I think he's Irish.
Crazy Person 1: Colin Netherland - Otherwise know as Colin Leatherhead because he is so thick its incredible. Always walks round in a filthy dirty black suit and he smells like he has shat himself. His head is flat at the back and his slick back greasy hair always visable. He holds red and yellow refs cards at the buses and shouts "Yourrrrrrrrr Off!"
Crazy Person 2: Mad Jason - Otherwise known as Mad Jason. The gene pool was so shallow here that im sure he banged his head when he jumped in. Often seen riding around on a push bike immitating fire-engines. He's quite a lump and if unfortunately he makes eye contact with you at the traffic lights he will come and sit on your bonnet and talk to you. Theres a story going round that someone asked him if he was stupid, to which he replied "Im not stupid, this is stupid......." then he stuck his finger up his bum and sucked it like a lollypop.
Come on, lets hear your stories 
Ben.
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Russ
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tramp : the ringroad tramp. he is polish fought in war now lives in a tent provided by the council on a busy ring road in city centre.
mad man : the cowboy, wears a stetson and is anti war x10000
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Charlene
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Yea we have a few, we have one thats known as cider man and he just sits there drinking cider all day and night then there is a local tramp who sits on the streets on nights and waits for money, he is dead canny though, he got a photo with me and my mate when we were wrecked once, always talks to everyone though
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Lynny
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arent they all tramps in darlo  
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Lupi_Lucy
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We have a mad woman who walks round with no shoes on, always dressed in dirty clothes and talks to herself really loud constantly
shame really
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Tiger
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All tramps seem to drink Cider - yet they live for years - maybe they know something we don't
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Ry_B
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quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
he is dead canny though
Canny?
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Simon
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you should visit oxford, cowley road in particular, full of loonys and drunk tramps
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Jake
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Used to be someone called bob who MY family knew quite well, was my mums friends ex husband. He painted the lloyds tsb horse statue several different colours when drunk. He was an alcoholic I think.
[Edited on 06-06-2006 by jake]
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Tiger
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Originally posted by jake
my mums fridays............
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Jake
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wtf, sorted.
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Danny P
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There is a bloke who walks round Bradford dressed as a monk, has the propper hair cut, robes the whole nine yards, also, he wears a womens hand bag round his neck for some reason Anyways all he does is walk round Town talking to himself, and abusing all the fit girls that walk by
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IvIarkgraham
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we have 2
mad roy and manky roy
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RS6
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we got a bloke called roy roams the village my dad used to work with him
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John
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Theres a guy up here that walks backwards.
He takes his dog walks and everythin.
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Liam
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We have a few, the most famous being Trolly Molly  thinkin about it, havnt seen her in a while maybe she won lottery 
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Ojc
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Oh yes, Elvis Has been around donkeys years and walks up and down a main road near my work with a book about Elvis, showing people it, totally shot away, if you ask him for a dance he will do, saw him today. Total nut job.
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Tiger
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When I was in Brisbane, Australia, there was a homeless crazy woman who thought she was Marilyn Monroe. She was such a nice lady - I think she was mentally ill though.
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Dan Lewis
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quote:
Originally posted by Tiger
Every town, village, city has a local tramp that everyone knows. We have 1 tramp then 2 crazy locals that everyone knows.
Tramp: Jeffery Hughes - Otherwise known as Mad Jeff - how he has survived into his 60's god only knows. He drinks cider by the gallon every day - his eyes have bags the size of purses underneath. He can often be seen shadow boxing over-hanging shrubbery and kicking dry horse poop across the pavement. His favourite sayings are "Hello Me Dears" and "I Killed A Man, I Killed A Man You Knoooow" I think he's Irish.
Haha good old jeffory the tramp he is legend in his own right, everybody knows who he is
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Tiger
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Does he ever get lost and end up over Shilton?
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phil_mcrakkin
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in lancatser there is a guy who stands on the same street corner every day selling refilable gas lighters + bungee balls and everyone can relate to hearing him shout " six for a pound your refillable gas lighters" haha , he isnt a tramp as such but he seems a drunk and is slowly fading  + there is a guy on tiny crutches with really small legs who plays a little flute thingy and he is known as crazy legs but legend has it despite his scratty apparal he is infact loaded
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Jules
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We used to have one called 'Silver head', he was a black guy that had abused drugs too long (Was rumoured to be Ruel Fox's brother) and as a result would walk around the town all day every day rubbing the crown of his head with the palm of his hand - it was constant, he would do it every waking minute of his life and as a result of all that rubbing he's litterly rubbed away his hair and his scalp in that spot was so shiny it looked almost silver - hense the name "Silver head"
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Antz
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quote:
Originally posted by Danny P
There is a bloke who walks round Bradford dressed as a monk, has the propper hair cut, robes the whole nine yards, also, he wears a womens hand bag round his neck for some reason Anyways all he does is walk round Town talking to himself, and abusing all the fit girls that walk by
He's been around for years mate, he's not mad, he's known as Jesus to people round here... he walks for miles, I mean miles, you wouldn't believe it to look at him, but he really is a normal nice guy... there's a story behind him, but not sure of it... he just walks, with nothing but a few quid incase of an emergancy.
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Jackooo
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Originally posted by lynny_sxi
arent they all tramps in darlo
nar a think thats newcastle
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morpheus22
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there are two mad men in our village.one man who we all call follan (looks similar 2 the football player).he walks miles everyday in all weather.starts at our village and walks allong all the dual carrigeways.walks over the flyover near my house all they way 2 rotherham and back allday long.
the second is scott.lives in the next village along he's a little slow stands outside the local pub waiting for buses 2 come past and makes all the noises bus's make and allso stands at the bus station at local shopping centre stopping bus's and asking em 2 do it!! and all the drivers press an alarm button on there bus he goes crackers when they do it lol.he allso gives cars that have eshausts.loud music etc the finger and verbal lol
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