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SteveW

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26th May 06 at 08:39

Alarm went off.. fine i woke up and turned it off.

then my mum came in at 7:55 and said that im gonna be late for work D'OH

so no time for breakfast for me

but

got to work and went into cafe.. just eating 4 rashers of bacon, 2 sausages, 3 hashbrowns an egg and some mushrooms

washed down with a big cuppa tea

nice way to start the day

gianluigi

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Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
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26th May 06 at 08:40

i havnt had a good fry up for a long time

--Dave--

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26th May 06 at 08:45

I also started the day somewhat differently today.

Woke up at 6

0 and caught the early coach into work. Got in at 8. Went down to the canteen and made myself a roll filled with hash browns

Also got a latte.

Feeling rather full now

[Edited on 26-05-2006 by --Dave--]

Ojc

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26th May 06 at 08:49

Do non of you start the day with a good wank?

gianluigi

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26th May 06 at 08:50

i try, but my mum comes into my room with out knocking

--Dave--

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26th May 06 at 08:51

quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Do non of you start the day with a good wank?

only when I have a shower so my load goes down the plug hole. I had one last night (shower) so no need this morning, my testicles are still quite small

Marc

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Location: York
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26th May 06 at 08:55

I've just had a large sausage and egg sarnie

SXi_Tim

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26th May 06 at 08:57

I quite regularly have a shag/wank in the morning

Brett

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Location: Manchester
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26th May 06 at 08:57

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--

quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Do non of you start the day with a good wank?

only when I have a shower so my load goes down the plug hole. I had one last night (shower) so no need this morning, my testicles are still quite small

Wanks are not nice in the shower, it sticks to the bottom and potentially the side of the wall if you're not careful

--Dave--

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26th May 06 at 08:59

quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--

quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Do non of you start the day with a good wank?

only when I have a shower so my load goes down the plug hole. I had one last night (shower) so no need this morning, my testicles are still quite small

Wanks are not nice in the shower, it sticks to the bottom and potentially the side of the wall if you're not careful

I aim mine onto the taps so that the missus discovers it when she's cleaning them

Brett

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26th May 06 at 09:01

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
I aim mine onto the taps so that the missus discovers it when she's cleaning them

You should spunk all over her shampoo bottles

[Edited on 26-05-2006 by loafofbrett]

Ojc

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26th May 06 at 09:02

I wank in the shower, I have my own shower that I don't share.

Brett

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26th May 06 at 09:09

quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
I wank in the shower, I have my own shower that I don't share.

I also have my own shower, but i still don't want to see spunk stuck all over my walls

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26th May 06 at 09:15

Think I might go get breakfast, as well as the stuff we need for your car

Mc Donalds bacon roll

gianluigi

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26th May 06 at 09:15

Im so hungry

Ally

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26th May 06 at 09:28

2 and a half hours till lunch

Haimsey

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26th May 06 at 09:30

you made me hungry now

oh well, seeing as i have only just got up i shall venture off and find some coco pops

Marcy Marc

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SXi_Tim

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26th May 06 at 09:30

KFC wicked tower zinger meal for dinner

Kathryn W

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26th May 06 at 09:30

I'm hungry not ate anything proper that has stayed in my stomach for 3 days

--Dave--

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26th May 06 at 09:35

quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
I aim mine onto the taps so that the missus discovers it when she's cleaning them

You should spunk all over her shampoo bottles

[Edited on 26-05-2006 by loafofbrett]

funny, but sick

Eck

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26th May 06 at 11:18

quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett

quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
I wank in the shower, I have my own shower that I don't share.

I also have my own shower, but i still don't want to see spunk stuck all over my walls

I'd agree that woudln't be the best thing to wake up to in the morning

Jason Iles

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26th May 06 at 11:21

I got a blow job this morning and was late

--Dave--

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26th May 06 at 11:24

my mum has never made me late for work

Brett

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26th May 06 at 11:29

PMSL DAVE

--Dave--

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26th May 06 at 11:31

I'm in a weird mood today. All this talk about committing suicide and sphunking over shampoo bottles has made my brain go weird

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