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Author I think (and forgive me if I'm wrong here)
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25th May 06 at 15:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
that the plane will take off
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it wont
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25th May 06 at 15:16   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Naaaaaaaaaaah, it will crash & burn before the drinks trolly has even made a round!!
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It will
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unless Chuck Norris was sitting in first class, then it would just sit there on the rollers not moving at all
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too scared to leave the relative safety of solid ground.

But when Chucks around, is anyone safe?
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if you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.

If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only a few seconds away from death
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25th May 06 at 15:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Is it true that Chuck Norris is number one on the food chain. I heard it has infact been scientifically proven.
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there is no food chain as such or even a theory of evolution, just a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live
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In that case could it be he is a modern day Jesus?
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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
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But who ceated Chuck?
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dunno, but he invented the Casaerian Section by roundhouse kicking his way out of his mother's womb.
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it would be hijacked, flown to UK, and we'd award them with a LIFE
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that ostrich scares me Jim
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it'll be gone on 29th May 2006, when my premiumness fizzles away
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you will be like me then, free
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i'm gonna apply to the government for a subsidy
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i was actually thinking of joining, could use the space
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25th May 06 at 15:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
IT WILL FCUKING TAKEOFF YOU MORONS
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25th May 06 at 16:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
WHAT I SAID!! Please strike me off your list of morons.

(unless there's something else I've done on here that deserves that name)
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I said 'it will' as well earlier in this thread.

I would also like to be removed from your list of morons.
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25th May 06 at 16:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
There is no spoon



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that boy looks so sweet.

Shame he probably has a horrible disease
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I always thought it was a girl with one of the diseases you speak of

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