Doug
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Registered: 8th Oct 03
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Resumé
OF
Vicky Pollard
ADDRESS: Dur – I live with my mum – init!
TELEPHONE: Yeah right, I aint givin' you my number!
EMAIL: yeh_but_no_but_yeh_but@hotmail.com
ACADEMIC QUALIFICATIONS
Yeah but, no but, yeah but, what it was right, I sat next to Kelly Smith and she totally copied off me cos I told everyone about her wanking off Kevin smith outside McDonalds but Mrs Dodson like TOTALLY busted ME for it and said I was cheating and OH MY GOD I so cant believe she did that cos anyway everyone knows she’s a lezzer.
EXPERIENCE
1996 Pregnant
1997 Pregnant again
1998 Pregnant again
1999 Pregnant again
2000 South London young offenders institute
Yeh but, no but, yeh but, no but, what it was right, I never done nothin’ right but Sharon Gordon said I stole that money from Mr Jackson wallet but I never did it right and anyway it was only 20 quid so she’s a slag and she just hates me cos I told everyone about that time when she shat herself on the bus on that school trip to Blackpool
2001 McDonalds
Responsibilities
Serving Burgers and fries and that
Achievements
Ate 12 Big Macs a day
I never spat in them burgers - they was well out of order for firing me that is so unfair! This is like, well sexual harassment! God, this is exactly like the time Miss Rennig, who everyone knows is a total lesbian, made Candice Burton stay behind after PE, started telling her off for gobbing on Sunita Geschwani's hair. But everyone knows she only made her stay late because she wanted to get off with her, cuz when she was telling her off her legs were wide open and Candice reckons she could see her spider.
2002 Pregnant again
2003 Burger King
Responsibilities
Serving Burgers and fries and that
Achievements
Ate 13 Whoppers a day - Stop giving me evils!
I never put tampons in the burgers - they was well out of order for firing me
2004 South London young offenders institute again
What it was right, I never done nothin’ right but Pauline Jackson said I put tampons in the burgers but I never did and anyway it was only that one time and Kevin Hops TOTALLY deserved it right cos he told everyone that I got fingered by Wayne Daniels outside wimpy but anyway he didn’t even finger me he stuck it up my arse hole and he’s just jealous cos everyone knows he’s a puff
2005 On Welfare
2006 South London young offenders institute again
Yeh but, no but, what it was right, I never done nothin’ right but Tara Watson said I nicked her stereo right but I never nicked nuthin right and anyway it was only some shitty AKAI so she’s a slag and she just hates me cos she’s a lezzer and I told everyone about that time when she got fishy fingered by Kelly smith behind the Little Chef in Brixton and anyway don't listen to her coz everyone knows her fanny goes sideways.
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Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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I do not find Little Britain funny
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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PMSL @ the last comment
That tickled me, mainly cos' I was reading it in her voice/accent
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M16KE B
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Registered: 24th Feb 04
Location: Stirling
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
I do not find Little Britain funny
2nd that mate! 
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JadeM
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Registered: 9th Feb 06
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K2 GTi
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Registered: 21st Oct 04
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
That tickled me, mainly cos' I was reading it in her voice/accent
same here, lol!
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Scoty B
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Registered: 14th Feb 06
Location: East Kilbride, Glasgow 1873
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quote:
Yeh but, no but, what it was right, I never done nothin’ right but Tara Watson said I nicked her stereo right but I never nicked nuthin right and anyway it was only some shitty AKAI so she’s a slag and she just hates me cos she’s a lezzer and I told everyone about that time when she got fishy fingered by Kelly smith behind the Little Chef in Brixton and anyway don't listen to her coz everyone knows her fanny goes sideways.
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Jamescorsa97
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Registered: 19th Aug 04
Location: Middlesbrough Drives: Cliosport 182
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
I do not find Little Britain funny
Ditto, I can't stand it!
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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what a wank program
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ssj_kakarot
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Registered: 29th Apr 03
Location: hartlepool
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
I do not find Little Britain funny
Snap its like the script has been written by a 12 year old.
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Charlene
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Registered: 29th Sep 04
Location: Darlington
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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
I do not find Little Britain funny
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