gianluigi
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OK i go into the dry cleaners, to get my work trousers cleaned, expecting a lovely old lady who i could call "darlin" to, but no, i get some young fella, who may clearly be new to the company.
anyway:
- I give him trousers, i say just these please
- He inspects the trousers, notices the stains (don't even think about it  ) and he asks - "are these just general marks"
- me  'd - well their not there for decoration, hense why im bringing them to you
-he notices the bottoms are turned up, and asks "whats all this?"
-Thats where my mum has turned them up, because i am short 
we clear that up eventually 
- he asks for a contact number, which i provide, no problemo's
-he asks for my sir name
- i say "Di Franco"
- "is that D,E, F, R, A, N, K, O?
- No mate, "it's D I F R A N C O
- "Ok *starts typing* D O F R.......Wait.....what was it agian?"
- Jesus! D! I! F! R! A! N! C! O!
-*types it in*
at last!
-"these will be ready thursday?"
-"Thats fine"
*gives me the ticket*
-"would you like to join our premier club? you will save 10% for a year
-
No
God damn uneducated fool.
rant over.
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SetH
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God damn uneducated fool
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JadeM
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I would do the same if you brought me your spunky trousers
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SetH
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run up to some random 50yr old heffermonster in the street on a hot day so she is all sweaty and rip her granny knickers off. take them to this fool to clean them.
or next time have a powerwank to young anal fatties volume 9 and jism over your pantalons and take them for cleaning.
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gianluigi
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seth
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SetH
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our avatars Pwnz btw
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gianluigi
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ohhh yeah baby, and our sigs 
Matrix: Bennet!...I thought you were....."
Bennet: "Dead? John. You thought wrong..."
[Edited on 23-05-2006 by gianluigi]
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Kathryn W
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lmfao
small boy
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gianluigi
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stop winking at me 
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Kathryn W
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Sorry
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gianluigi
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SetH
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kat is a right little flirtatious young pigeon girl
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Kathryn W
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I'm not 
And i am not a pigeon girl..
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Marc
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Originally posted by SetH
have a powerwank to young anal fatties volume 9 pantalons and take
Think I've seen that 
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SetH
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Originally posted by Kathryn W
I'm not
And i am not a pigeon girl..
kat this is the hierarchy of pigeonhood.
10-14yr old girls are fledglings
15-19 are pigeons
20+ woman
then there are these categories
pert as fcuk bird size 6-8
pert bird size 8-12
welterweight moosepig size 12-14
middleweight moosepig size 14-16
heavweight moospig size 16-18
HEFFER size 18+
FAT CNUT size 22+
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GREG 1
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My dad owns a dry cleaners!!
Seth - Just spoken to me mate in Ibiza, gone out there for about 3 months
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Ally
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Im a Pigeon Heffer
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SetH
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PMSL, i fucking love ally, shes awesome
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SetH
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greg im going for 10 nights around beginning of september, 5th and final time, getting too old for this shit lol.
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Ally
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PMSL, i fucking love ally, shes awesome
  Ill be a woman in 4 weeks!
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Ojc
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I want to have sex with a moosepig that smells like KFC.
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Kathryn W
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
quote:
Originally posted by Kathryn W
I'm not
And i am not a pigeon girl..
kat this is the hierarchy of pigeonhood.
10-14yr old girls are fledglings
15-19 are pigeons
20+ woman
then there are these categories
pert as fcuk bird size 6-8
pert bird size 8-12
welterweight moosepig size 12-14
middleweight moosepig size 14-16
heavweight moospig size 16-18
HEFFER size 18+
FAT CNUT size 22+
Ohh i see, i guess this does make me a pigeon then
[Edited on 23-05-2006 by Kathryn W]
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ed
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You should just use the Di bit of your surname. I leaned a long time ago the working British population are too dumb to be able to spell proper surnames. Mine is Coleridge Smith. The ammount of times I have had people say is that all one word, or do you spell that k b g x z z u g. Idiots. My name is now just Smith.
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Tarrantino
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quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
- he asks for a contact number, which i provide, no problemo's
-he asks for my sir name
- i say "Di Franco"
- "is that D,E, F, R, A, N, K, O?
- No mate, "it's D I F R A N C O
- "Ok *starts typing* D O F R.......Wait.....what was it agian?"
- Jesus! D! I! F! R! A! N! C! O!
-*types it in*
God damn uneducated fool.
rant over.
bit of a contradiction, seeing that you cant spell surname
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gianluigi
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