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SetH
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my bros friend is unbelievable, here are some of the things he has said

upon buying the car a few years back, "Ive got the fastest hot hatch there is, 'nothing' can touch me"

"The only car i have ever lost a race to was a supra, nothing else has come close to me"

"The Type R gearbox in your brothers subaru is made by Honda, I told you ive got the best gearbox in the world"

He also has just had a new engine put in, he blew the last one up going 140mph with no oil in it. now that he has the lighter flywheel from later model civics its even more untouchable now apparantly.

You will love this one: "If you remap a car it will blow up, remaps are for racing only, the girl in STS holburn told me this and i think she knows what shes talking about because she works at STS"

told my bro to tell him to get his civic down to the pod, perhaps then he will come away humbled.

cant belive this guy
R Lee
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I wish to marry this Guy
He sounds so cool
Robin
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are STS shit?
Steve
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21st May 06 at 11:51   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

ffs they are such cnuts this is typical behaviour
SetH
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i love how the gearbox in my scoob is made by honda
chr15barn3s
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21st May 06 at 11:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

some people
Robin
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i like the way that a front wheel drive breadvan with 200bhp and an interior is ountouchable
Steve
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they are pretty crap, worse than most people make out, i drove one when i had the 106gti and i was not impressed, and that is comparing it to the gti!!

i cant wait to find one to slaughter, and watch the driver cry

the only redeeming feature is the strength of the vtec lump

[Edited on 21-05-2006 by Steve]
mwg
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21st May 06 at 12:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

God drives a CTR.


I hate the bloody things! Ugly and all the power is above 50,000rpm
Steve
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seth you need to edit the title to antscorsa keep out, as he bums CTR's
antscorsa
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oi steve!!! hahahaha!
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ill admit most of the people that drive them are cunts etc.
but i think there nccie to drive, for the money theere superb and im a honda man.
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mav
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what a guy

he needs to meet a few faster cars to be humbled..
poole
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21st May 06 at 15:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

my mum drives a CTR and shes not a cunt
John
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Would that not mean that no honda driver ever can say the famous line about no vtec engines ever breaking?
Or does that not count user stupidity?
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i got told a c20let wont get near a ctr
SetH
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doesnt count user stupidity, think its no VTEC Engine has died due to failure when properly maintained or some shit like that.
Jas
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quote:
Originally posted by loo_goblin
i got told a c20let wont get near a ctr

you got told lies didn't you.. did you laugh at them?
Ry_B
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21st May 06 at 16:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

It's "No VTEC system has ever failed in a Honda engine" not the actual engine how many more times
dave17
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21st May 06 at 16:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

CTRs are cool
JadeM
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Yes some people actually believe what the salesman tells them & go home thinking they have the best car ever...in the world!!!!
Matt H
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The funniset thing is how they think a 2.0 Civic is amazing, but a 2.0 Corsa is silly & wont be fast because.....




...its a Corsa

They need to understand the concept of power to weight ratios & how torque is important.
mwg
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quote:
Originally posted by JadeM
Yes some people actually believe what the salesman tells them & go home thinking they have the best car ever...in the world!!!!


so the CTR isn't the best car ever... in the world?

I always got the impression it was
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21st May 06 at 17:00   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by SetH

He also has just had a new engine put in, he blew the last one up going 140mph with no oil in it. now that he has the lighter flywheel from later model civics its even more untouchable now apparantly.




I thought vtecs didnt die


Trouble is i would quite like a CTR but id be branded a twat by most people then


Drives supercharged Tec with torque

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