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Sooty
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http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Top_Gear#The_Stig

mate just emailed me this at work..... quality

my favorite is

''some say all his legs are hydraulic''
mwg
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"He forages for wolves at night"
CorsAsh
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19th May 06 at 13:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
The Stig is great
Sooty
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ive just scrolled up the page... theres some others

Clarkson: "You know? That's the nineteenth caravan we've destroyed on this programme in 12 months."
Liam
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"If he felt like it, he could fire Alan Sugar."

JJ
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He urinates 98 ron
Sooty
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"Now we move on to gifts. Firstly, I have here a mobile phone holder. Or as Richard Hammond calls it, a seat!"

Clarkson again
Tom
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well good some of those, cloud ones r funny
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If you tune your radio to 88.4 FM you can actually hear his thoughts

remind me of the chuck norris facts

[Edited on 19-05-2006 by Davido]
Sooty
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He naturally faces magnetic north.
Ojc
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He has webbed buttocks.
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His earwax tastes like Turkish Delight.

# He can catch fish with his tongue.

# His tears are adhesive.

# If set alight, he'd burn for a thousand days.



So we gave the GTI to the STI-G.

[Edited on 19-05-2006 by abdus]
ed
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(While producing an MP5A4 from the boot of his Volvo XC90) "Not only is he using the wrong car, but he's using the wrong gun. 22 is ok when you're nine, but when you're in a hurry you need one of these [showing the automatic weapon] - a Heckler and Koch MP5 machine pistol." (After firing what appears to be over 100 rounds in full automatic mode and missing all 5 targets) "Bugger."
Ojc
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100 rounds from one mag? Whats he got a drum mag? More like 30.
SVM 286
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Like me, he can smell corners.
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I can usually smell corners when I take passengers out around the back roads of Wales.

Some of those quotes are inaccurate I'm sure. The budget Lambo was a grand not 10, and also I think it was Mussolini in the back of the four seater convertible. Second hand information that though, someone told me as I didn't watch that one.
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Yea, I think quite a few of them are wrong too.
M2RTY
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quote:
Originally posted by Sooty
"Now we move on to gifts. Firstly, I have here a mobile phone holder. Or as Richard Hammond calls it, a seat!"

Clarkson again


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love the stig quotes, I think there's only been one that hasn't made me laugh!

"Some say he comes from Mars....some say he eats wolves for breakfast, but all we know is he's called the stig"

[Edited on 19-05-2006 by Rcb]
Sooty
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some say he has a digital face

id quite like to see that myself
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i saw this the other day

I liked james mays on about the theif and the SLR

Drives supercharged Tec with torque
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He once punched a horse to the ground


pew pew pew pewwwww
MR2Mike
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id fuckin love to realy know who the stig is lol. he beat nigel mansell in the liana (fuck knows how to spell it) so it must be someone pretty damn porno

 
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