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Poll: Meeting my ex later...
give her the bin bag 10 (25.64%)
repeatedly hit her with the bin bag 5 (12.82%)
take a dump in the bin bag and give it to her 24 (61.54%)


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Sam
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Basically I need to drop off some stuff of hers I've had for ages which is in a black bin bag.

When meeting her, should I:

- just give her the bin bag
- repeatedly hit her with the bin bag
- take a dump in the bin bag and give it to her

Suggestions also welcome.
gianluigi
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drop it on her doorstep, she might tempt you into sex with her boobies
Sam
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Her boobies are nothing to write home about mate!
Adam-D
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throw her stuff at her place, whilst driving past
Sam
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How about if I take a dump in the bag, put some bricks inside, and then beat her up with it?

Or is that a tad violent?
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bum her
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quote:
Originally posted by Demo
bum her

Dammit i was going to write this EXACT reply


Bum her
Sam
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I can't think of anything more to turn me off than having sex with her!
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what about bum sex sam? its different
Sam
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Already done that with her!
gianluigi
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What's sex?
All Torque
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Do a shite in the bag and then beat her up with it while bumming her and kicking her in the ovaries



[Edited on 19-05-2006 by All Torque]
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Is this the one that fucked you up?? The weegie?? Sam you have to shit in the binbag for all she done to you!!

[Edited on 19-05-2006 by JadeM]
Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
What's sex?


What's the meaning of life? Is Jeeves gay? Why is the earth round?
Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by JadeM
Is this the one that fucked you up?? The weegie?? Sam you have to shit in the binbag for all she done to you!!

[Edited on 19-05-2006 by JadeM]


LOL no it's not her mate! If it was I would just kick seven shades of shit out of her!
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Be polite and give her stuff back to her. If you remain happy and chirpy when seeing her it will p**s her off as it proves you are bigger than her and have moved on whilst she is at home crying in her pilliow
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Doubt she will be doing that, she already has a new boyfriend...
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Then it will p**s her off even more if she see's you happy as she expects you to be sad and depressed.

[Edited on 19-05-2006 by Holly Olly]
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actually do that sam
go up to her, hi heres your stuff. se u later

dont show any saddness or bitterness

it will fuck with her head all day
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you lot are twisted how can you read so much into a situation.
Nismo
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quote:
Originally posted by Holly Olly
Be polite and give her stuff back to her. If you remain happy and chirpy when seeing her it will p**s her off as it proves you are bigger than her and have moved on whilst she is at home crying in her pilliow


would appeaqr that you are clearly talking from experiance

I dont like to get back at my Ex's like that...





I just fuck there mates and have done with it
Sam
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I don't really care about her any more anyway, a few weeks ago on MSN she told me she was scared she might be pregnant (from matey) I just laughed at her and called her a mong, she didn't like that much!

She keeps going on about wanting to be friends with me still... Dunno why though, does she want my blessing or something?
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And get one of your fit mates or find a fit skippy to sit in the car while your dropping the stuf off to her
Sam
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A fit skippy? A kangaroo?
Adam-D
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fit skippy would be a fitty in skimpy cloths to act as your new bit of stuff

but i rekon thats pushing it and if found out you will only look sad

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