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JadeM
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>A South African gold miner loses his leg in a mining accident and is
>sat in hospital talking to his mate.
>
>"Well that's me f*cked, who on earth's going to want a one legged gold
>digger?"
>
>His mate replies "Well, you could try Paul McCartney"
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Ojc
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She fcuks me off seriously that self loving fcuking tart, nearly as bad as Diana
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Diana could toss any guy off in 10secs flat tho, so i've heard

a right royal wank
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SXi_Tim
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
She fcuks me off seriously that self loving fcuking tart, nearly as bad as Diana


She needs her other leg blowing off
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quote:
Originally posted by JadeM


>His mate replies "Well, you could try Paul McCartney"
Neil
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"Shame about heather and paul, still least he will get the kid, turns out she doesnt have a leg to stand on"
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APMFSL&LMCAO&ROFLMCAO
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