3CorsaMeal
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i've done this today
asking select people if they coming to the company BBQ at the weekend 
even tho there isn't one, when they say they not invited, get them paranoid by saying "i wonder why no one has told you and your not invited  "
makes them worry 
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ClaireF
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Registered: 1st Nov 05
Location: hurlford, scotland Drives: corsa again
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recarouk
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when i had my 1st job i got done with one of these.
one of the lads in the warehouse said had i got a ticket for the xmas do next week, i said no, he said youd beter get in the office and ask the directors PA for a ticket then or you wont get in!
went in and asked she just said "did jaffa send you? i said yes she went tell him to fcuk off" went out and they were all laughing at me.
cnuts.
did it to someone else tho the year after
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3CorsaMeal
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i love wind-ups 
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--Dave--
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K2 GTi
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I did the funniest wind up to my mate ill explain when i can be arsed to type
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mwg
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Twiggy
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at my dads welding place the common ones are
Go to the stores there is a long weight i need you to pick up!
cab you pass the glass hammer please!
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mark_gsi
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Registered: 1st Nov 03
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at the garage i used to work at we sent the work expierience lad to the paint shop for a can of tartan spray paint he actauly went aswell.
[Edited on 17-05-2006 by corsaflip]
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tom_simes
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Registered: 12th Jan 05
Location: Undy, Newport Drives: Skoda Octavia vRS estate
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In Halfords we sent one of the work experience guys along to Ford to ask for a bag of handbrake clicks!
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Doug
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Registered: 8th Oct 03
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Lad I know was winding up customs once when he was going to france in his luton top.
Customs stopped him and asked what he was carying so he told them he had glider engines
They starting getting arsey and made him open the truck up to find it was empty
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All Torque
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Registered: 17th Nov 05
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They had those on a McDonalds advert too.
"go get a tub of elbow grease"
And who can forget "fork 'andles",
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Skylined
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A left-handed screwdriver is another one i've heard people sent for
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Nismo
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send some one down to HR to get a "long weight"
HR tell them to wait there for abit and they will get one
after about an hour they return and go they never had one ,
you say , yeah they did , you just had a long wait aint you?
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mav
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thats quite goo that one need to remember that..
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3CorsaMeal
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sky hooks are another great one to send the labourers off for
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smack
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when i started working in a kitchen, they sent me off to look for a leg of salmon 
off i went
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VegasPhil
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Registered: 16th Jan 05
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We sent a mate to halfords for a box of sparks for spark plugs.
Corsa 2.0 16v Vegas - Sold
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Sam.S
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When i worked on a labouring site, I sent off this new lad for a long stand off he went
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Ojc
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Stripey paint
Skirting board ladder
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3CorsaMeal
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Gsi side skirt clips
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Matt H
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If there going to the shops for you get them to buy some russian round squares, works everytime
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Daniel_Corsa
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long weight (wait) or long stand works a treat.
Lad i went to school with on work ex got told to catch the sparks from the grinder in a bucket so could use them again so he stood and caught them all
Also went to the garden centre for some barb wire fence growing seeds
He was a bit of a goon but made it all the more funny
April '06' Corsasport Feature Car  | Aug '08' Total Vauxhall Feature Car | Spring '09' Fast Car Feature Car
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--Dave--
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i sent someone I used to work with off to get some double sided sticky tape.
He came back with some, I was gutted
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3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
i sent someone I used to work with off to get some double sided sticky tape.
He came back with some, I was gutted
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