JadeM
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>Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a
>hooker?
>A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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>Q. What's a mixed feeling?
>A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in
>your new car.
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>Q. What's the height of conceit?
>A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
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>Q. What's the definition of macho?
>A. Jogging home fro m your vasectomy.
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>Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf
>ball?
>A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
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>Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
>A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick.
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>Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
>A. Because it's worth it.
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>Q. What is a Yankee?
>A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
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>Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
>A. They both like a tight seal.
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>Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
>A. Their balls are just for decoration.
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>Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and
>"aaaaaaah"?
>A. About three inches.
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>Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?
>A. For traction in the mud.
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>Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
>A. The grip.
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>Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
>A. It's not hard.
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>Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
>A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
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>Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
>A: 45 pounds.
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>Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a
>husband?
>A: 45 minutes.
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>Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
>A: Breasts don't have eyes.
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>Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true
>love?
>A. The swallow.
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>Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
>A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
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>Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the
>morning?
>A. They don't have balls to scratch
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Edd
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Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
are you sure its not that kids play with both their balls??
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gianluigi
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>Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
>A. Their balls are just for decoration.
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Liam
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Registered: 19th Jan 06
Location: Stafford
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>Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
>A. It's not hard.
>Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?
>A. For traction in the mud.
 
[Edited on 16-05-2006 by LiamD]
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gianluigi
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quote:
Originally posted by LiamD
>Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?
>A. For traction in the mud.
[Edited on 16-05-2006 by LiamD]
care to share something with us?
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Liam
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gianluigi
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Liam
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Tom
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>Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
>A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
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JadeM
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Kathryn W
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I think this is quite funny...
Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
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JM_16v
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Registered: 17th Oct 05
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lol
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Ry_B
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Location: Solihull, W Mids Drives: 45BHP beast!
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Some of them made me laugh 
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cuteandcuddely
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How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
>A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
had me in stitches
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CorsAsh
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Excellent work Colade
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