Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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grouphug.us 
Can't get into it at work anymore  was quality some of the shit on there :liol:
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ssj_kakarot
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Registered: 29th Apr 03
Location: hartlepool
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works for me, mint site lol
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ssj_kakarot
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Registered: 29th Apr 03
Location: hartlepool
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i poop and talk to people on my laptop at the same time
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Bart
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Registered: 19th Aug 02
Location: Midsomer Norton, Bristol Avon
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my girlfriend left me when i thought everything was going perfectly.i really do love her. now shes going out with some other guy. they had sex after going out for 2 months. i really am happy for her cause im still her friend and all. but i hope she gets some kind of std and i want him to spontaniously combust.
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dave17
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Registered: 3rd Sep 02
Location: Greater London
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that site is mazing
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ssj_kakarot
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Registered: 29th Apr 03
Location: hartlepool
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I wear pink shirts wih the collar up, I spend more time doing my hair before I go out than most girls. I also weigh only 50kgs.
Recently I changed my hairstyle to a David Beckham style mowhawk.
There is a girl I really like but when I asked her out on a date she said ,"I've already got a pussy, I don't need another one".
I think I should become more masculine and stop being a borderline homosexual. But I thought girls liked guys that were sensitive and in touch with their feminine sides. I mean, its ok for a guy to wear pink, right?
lol he seems confused
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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Keep em coming people
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Lawrah
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Registered: 25th Dec 04
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"I Love When My Boyfriend Eats Me Out. But He Never Makes Me Come. This Saddens Me."
haha
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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hoes
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ssj_kakarot
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Registered: 29th Apr 03
Location: hartlepool
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On the weekends, I dress up like a female clown (even though I am male) and I dance on the street for tips. Sometimes, I take a man home from dancing and we have sex. After he finishes on me, I whip out my dick and let him either run away or beat me senseless.
lol omg
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gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
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PMSL
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ssj_kakarot
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Registered: 29th Apr 03
Location: hartlepool
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I like to urinate in my shoes before i put them on. But people complain about the smell...
What should i do??? Without urin touching my feet i don't feel comfortable...
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ssj_kakarot
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Registered: 29th Apr 03
Location: hartlepool
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Digimon made me cry.
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recarouk
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Registered: 30th Sep 05
Location: West Yorkshire
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pmsl
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Stuckey
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Registered: 5th Jun 02
Location: Plumstead, Greater London
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im an 18/f and i masturbate to the show "King of the Hill" haha thats so dumb but hey it gets me off.
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matt10i
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Registered: 19th Jun 05
Location: Waterlooville, Hants
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this morning i had a dream that this old guy told me i had to give him a bath or else he wouldn't give me college credit (apparently he was a teacher). I said no, but he got out of the tub and raped me. He had this enourmous penis that he had trouble getting into me, and that was so hot to me.
i woke up so aroused i masturbated to orgasm 3 times.
i fantasize about being raped all the time, and it's one of the only things that can actually make me orgasm.
i know that rape fantasies don't necessarily mean you want to be raped, and are often considered normal, but I think I have a problem.
O_O
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stuartmitchell
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Registered: 24th Apr 04
Location: Kirkliston, Edinburgh
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There are some fcuked up people in the world 
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dave17
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Registered: 3rd Sep 02
Location: Greater London
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Originally posted by matt10i
this morning i had a dream that this old guy told me i had to give him a bath or else he wouldn't give me college credit (apparently he was a teacher). I said no, but he got out of the tub and raped me. He had this enourmous penis that he had trouble getting into me, and that was so hot to me.
i woke up so aroused i masturbated to orgasm 3 times.
i fantasize about being raped all the time, and it's one of the only things that can actually make me orgasm.
i know that rape fantasies don't necessarily mean you want to be raped, and are often considered normal, but I think I have a problem.
O_O
she sounds like one horny fuckin bitch, i wish there was email address
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--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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Sam
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Registered: 24th Dec 99
Location: West Midlands
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Originally posted by Bart
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my girlfriend left me when i thought everything was going perfectly.i really do love her. now shes going out with some other guy. they had sex after going out for 2 months. i really am happy for her cause im still her friend and all. but i hope she gets some kind of std and i want him to spontaniously combust.
FPMSL kind of feel like that personally towards my ex as well!
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Eck
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
Location: Lundin Links, Fife
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I really don't wanna have the foreskin on my dick cut off, but my moms making me.
damn
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jamied
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Registered: 27th Oct 03
Location: Marbella,Spain Drives: C63
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I cheated on my girlfriend of almost 2 years with a girl I knew from high school. Now I hate the girl I cheated with, and I want to get back with my old girlfriend...but she says she wants to date other people. That thought kills me, even though I know it's hypocritical. The grass always LOOKS greener, but it isn't. I loved her, and I want to marry her.
so true, never gonna cheat on my gf
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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I stuff my crotch mostly because I have a slightly weak bladder.
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poole
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Sheffield, UK Drives: 2.5 v6 Calibra
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"My dad is outside mowing the lawn. He wants me to mow the tennis court. I couldn't be fucking bothered."
"when i was younger i had a fight with my friends sister. when i stayed over that night i went into her room while she was asleep and stuck my dick in her asthma puffer. the next day she had an asthma fit and was using it most of the day. all i did was smile."
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Lawrah
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Registered: 25th Dec 04
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I have a poop fetish.....I know it sounds gross, but i love to look at my poop when i am done. I almost anylize it. But to me that isnt weird, I only find it weird that i actually enjoy to look at other people or random dumbs when i happen to be lucky enough to find them. I know its wrong that i like these random poops left behind in toilets, but i cant help but keep staring at them. I one time asked my girlfriend to leave her poop behind and not flush, but she said no and found it to be disgusting. I feel so alone with this problem. My problem has gotten so bad that i am even contemplating begining to get "aquainted" with different textures of poop. I dont know what to do, I want to see a doctor, but i am to scared. I even contimplate taking my own life, but i cant becasue i think it is to silly to kill myself over poop.
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