abdus
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Registered: 23rd Feb 06
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Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?"
Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?"
Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre".
Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours".
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Samsung Electronics
Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"
Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about".
Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"
Operator: "I think you mean the telephone point on the wall".
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RAC Motoring Services
Caller: "Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am traveling in Australia?"
Operator: "Doesn't the product give you a clue?"
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Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while traveling in France):
"If I register my car in France, do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?"
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Directory Enquiries
Caller: "I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please".
Operator: "I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling correct?"
Caller: "Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off".
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Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
Operator: "Woven? Are you sure?"
Caller: "Yes. That's what it says on the label; Woven in Scotland".
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On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator:
"I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on".
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Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop".
Customer: "OK".
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No".
Tech Support: "OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No".
Tech Support: "OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?
Customer: "Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote
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Tech Support: "OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
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Caller: "I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my file back again?"
[Edited on 01-05-2006 by abdus]
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Jake
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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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no way are they real.
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Russ
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Registered: 14th Mar 04
Location: Armchair
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welcome to 1997
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Ry_B
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Registered: 1st Dec 05
Location: Solihull, W Mids Drives: 45BHP beast!
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quote:
Originally posted by jake
no way are they real.
True, but still funny 
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ssj_kakarot
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Registered: 29th Apr 03
Location: hartlepool
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i bet they are real i used to work part time at a vodaphone call centre, and seriously untill you work somewere like that you dont relize how stupid people can be.
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Charlene
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Registered: 29th Sep 04
Location: Darlington
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 Offit them bet they are real though
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duffman
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Registered: 11th Dec 05
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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They are defo real, i work for M + S call centre and get stupid cunts like that all the time. lol
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ljames555
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Registered: 2nd Sep 03
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my mate worked for sky and he had a customer on phone say can you fast forward sky plus, my mates reply yeh course you, you can check lotto numbers and then put them on and win
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SVM 286
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Registered: 13th Feb 05
Location: pain
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'Write click' 
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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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I wouldnt be suprised if they were real.
People come into my shop as say "can i have a free phone" when theirs brkae and then dont beleive me that i cant "give" them a new phone as they are worth £200-300"
 People are thick as shit and ALLWAYS think they know more than you even tho its your job
Its very frustrating
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ssj_kakarot
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Registered: 29th Apr 03
Location: hartlepool
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used to get that all the time in vodafone customer services.
customer: "hello, ive just broke my phone, can i have a new one"
ME: " no we cant just send you a new £300 phone"
customer: "wtf you stupid ****, give me a new phone, ******* idiot ect"
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Ry_B
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Registered: 1st Dec 05
Location: Solihull, W Mids Drives: 45BHP beast!
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Remember, the customer's always right 
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