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Jambo
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28th Apr 06 at 08:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Is it the new chav ride

Seems you cant cut it outside mcdonalds anymore unless you have a j or k reg bmw with a stupid spoiler and some fake m3 wheels on it

Advisable accesories to your bmw, are a hackett polo shirt, a baseball cap, and if your of asian origin a CD hanging from the rear view mirror


Anyone else noticed millions of modded j/k plate beemers floating about??
Nismo
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28th Apr 06 at 08:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

My mate has just bought one , black e36 318 , but then he got a cracking deal and only paid like 1K for a 60K mileage one , hes not into cars or anything , used to have a 306 but at that price you couldnt really say no.
Demo
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28th Apr 06 at 08:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yes. what they dont realise tho is that their cars are shitty and have moon miles on them. but they seem to think cos they drive a "bimmer" that they are "dope"

fucking shit cars tho in all fairness
Pablo
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28th Apr 06 at 08:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Thats what putting me off looking at them, that and my step dad has M3, so i'd forever get, thats not a real BMW, mine is.

Fcuk that!
Jambo
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28th Apr 06 at 08:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i wouldnt call them shit at all. E36 bmw was an amazing car, great choice of engines, very solidly built look cool too (without silly spoilers and repica m3 wheels)
Demo
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28th Apr 06 at 08:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

pablo e36 bmws are old hat. nothing but a german escort imo. invest your money in something else
Doug
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28th Apr 06 at 08:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

If you want a bmw buy a E30
JadeM
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28th Apr 06 at 08:43   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
Is it the new chav ride

Seems you cant cut it outside mcdonalds anymore unless you have a j or k reg bmw with a stupid spoiler and some fake m3 wheels on it

Advisable accesories to your bmw, are a hackett polo shirt, a baseball cap, and if your of asian origin a CD hanging from the rear view mirror


Anyone else noticed millions of modded j/k plate beemers floating about??


Never seen anything like that in my life!!

Neds (chav's) round heard drive saxo's & corsa's with shocking modifications!!
Pablo
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quote:
Originally posted by Demo
pablo e36 bmws are old hat. nothing but a german escort imo. invest your money in something else
I have my options!
JadeM
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quote:
Originally posted by Doug
If you want a bmw buy a E46 330ci or M3


Demo
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28th Apr 06 at 08:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yep as said if you want a bmw then go for e46 330ci or m3 or go old school and get a nice e30 325
Edd
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28th Apr 06 at 08:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by JadeM
quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
Is it the new chav ride

Seems you cant cut it outside mcdonalds anymore unless you have a j or k reg bmw with a stupid spoiler and some fake m3 wheels on it

Advisable accesories to your bmw, are a hackett polo shirt, a baseball cap, and if your of asian origin a CD hanging from the rear view mirror


Anyone else noticed millions of modded j/k plate beemers floating about??


Never seen anything like that in my life!!

Neds (chav's) round heard drive saxo's & corsa's with shocking modifications!!



not in glasgow


jambo's decription fits in really well around here
JadeM
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28th Apr 06 at 08:58   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Edd
quote:
Originally posted by JadeM
quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
Is it the new chav ride

Seems you cant cut it outside mcdonalds anymore unless you have a j or k reg bmw with a stupid spoiler and some fake m3 wheels on it

Advisable accesories to your bmw, are a hackett polo shirt, a baseball cap, and if your of asian origin a CD hanging from the rear view mirror


Anyone else noticed millions of modded j/k plate beemers floating about??


Never seen anything like that in my life!!

Neds (chav's) round heard drive saxo's & corsa's with shocking modifications!!



not in glasgow


jambo's decription fits in really well around here


Well you do get the odd exmple thats been molested but nothing to the extent of other mainstream Ned cars
Jambo
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28th Apr 06 at 08:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i forgot to add hideous lexus lights as well
glasgow_corsa_c
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28th Apr 06 at 09:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Edd
quote:
Originally posted by JadeM
quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
Is it the new chav ride

Seems you cant cut it outside mcdonalds anymore unless you have a j or k reg bmw with a stupid spoiler and some fake m3 wheels on it

Advisable accesories to your bmw, are a hackett polo shirt, a baseball cap, and if your of asian origin a CD hanging from the rear view mirror


Anyone else noticed millions of modded j/k plate beemers floating about??


Never seen anything like that in my life!!

Neds (chav's) round heard drive saxo's & corsa's with shocking modifications!!



not in glasgow


jambo's decription fits in really well around here



the amount of tosspot chav cunts that i see around glasgow with E36 beemers is unbelievable.

trademark signs are replica m3 rims, lexus lights, daft exhaust and tints
Edd
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28th Apr 06 at 09:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by glasgow_corsa_c
the amount of tosspot chav cunts that i see around glasgow with E36 beemers is unbelievable.

trademark signs are replica m3 rims, lexus lights, daft exhaust and tints



spot on

all wanting to race at every set of lights
glasgow_corsa_c
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quote:
Originally posted by Edd
quote:
Originally posted by glasgow_corsa_c
the amount of tosspot chav cunts that i see around glasgow with E36 beemers is unbelievable.

trademark signs are replica m3 rims, lexus lights, daft exhaust and tints



spot on

all wanting to race at every set of lights


aye and all getting pumped at each set of lights aswell
Edd
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28th Apr 06 at 09:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

street racing is illegal
BYRON
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28th Apr 06 at 09:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Quite a few locally here. all crap.
Demo
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28th Apr 06 at 09:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

you forgot the really shit "evo" spoilers they all seem to have too
Jambo
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28th Apr 06 at 10:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

forgot the tints spot on glasgow c!
vibrio
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28th Apr 06 at 11:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
if your of asian origin a CD hanging from the rear view mirror




and painting the lettering gold


I fucking hate paki neds
stuartmitchell
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28th Apr 06 at 12:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I have a BMW, with M3 wheels....and bumpers.....sideskirts......interior erm spoiler

I am no chav its for sale btw
glasgow_corsa_c
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28th Apr 06 at 12:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by stuartmitchell
I have a BMW, with M3 wheels....and bumpers.....sideskirts......interior erm spoiler

I am no chav its for sale btw



u fucking chav bastard
Ditch
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28th Apr 06 at 12:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

E36 3series are poo unless blessed with a 3.0ltr or larger engine

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