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Craig W
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21st Apr 06 at 16:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I have a mate who has mental health issues, and at present he's living with his uncle in Thailand.

He's always been the wierd one in the bunch, the kind of bloke who will buy a pint at a bar, and then walk out straight away and go home


Aparently he's got a thai girlfriend now, but he has to pay for her PMSL
He really thinks she's his bird but pays for her weekly. He's just told me he's taking her back tomorrow. (got a receipt lol ?) The reason being is he's seen some other women he wants to buy

This boy cracks me up
Liam
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Hammer
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21st Apr 06 at 16:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Theres a crazier guy in your group that does more than weigh chickens at night and get up at 5 in the morning to lift weights

(p.s. please dont hit me)
Craig W
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I do cardio at 5.30am, not weights. I do weights in the evening. And yes i prepare all my meals the night before.
Sam
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Craig W
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Now he's told her he's taking her back to exchange her for someone else she's in tears, because he told her he was going to bring her back to England and marry her He feels guilty so is going to pay her off - fool
Sam
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Has he got AIDS yet?
Charlene
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Bless him
Craig W
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He's paid 30,000 bart (£444 he says, i have no clue) for her to be his girlfriend for 6 weeks
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21st Apr 06 at 17:00   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Baht and yeah, thats about right.
Sam
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30,000.00 THB = 445.533 GBP
Sam
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21st Apr 06 at 17:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ian
Baht and yeah, thats about right.


I won't post up a picture of Bart Simpson I promise!
3CorsaMeal
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21st Apr 06 at 17:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Craig W
He's paid 30,000 bart (£444 he says, i have no clue) for her to be his girlfriend for 6 weeks


does it include sex and stuff like that?

sounds a bargin
Craig W
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The whole works mate
Kathryn W
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Awww poor fella
vibrio
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your mate will come home with an infection you don;t want to discuss at dinner
SVM 286
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22nd Apr 06 at 17:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Sam
quote:
Originally posted by Ian
Baht and yeah, thats about right.


I won't post up a picture of Bart Simpson I promise!


Please.
Sam
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I don't think Ian will be very pleased!
SVM 286
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It's his birthday.

He deserves it.
Sam
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