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stuartmitchell
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5th Apr 06 at 13:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
My ex just text me to say she has passed her driving test but the examiner at the end of the test said:

quote:

I'm sorry to inform you, you have failed.


At this point she starts crying and he says "only joking you've passed"

I would of knocked him out personally probably only passed her becasue she's blonde and cried
Scoty B
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Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by stuartmitchell
My ex just text me to say she has passed her driving test but the examiner at the end of the test said:

quote:

I'm sorry to inform you, you have failed.


At this point she starts crying and he says "only joking you've passed"

I would of knocked him out personally probably only passed her becasue she's blonde and cried


I would have as well and touched her a little
gianluigi
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SXi_Tim
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Edd
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bet she really did fail then he felt sorry for her
stuartmitchell
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5th Apr 06 at 13:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
thats what I thought

this was her 5th attempt
Jason Iles
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5th Apr 06 at 13:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by stuartmitchell
thats what I thought

this was her 5th attempt


She's good then
Edd
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she deffo failed then
Tom
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5th Apr 06 at 13:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
quote:
Originally posted by stuartmitchell
My ex just text me to say she has passed her driving test but the examiner at the end of the test said:

quote:

I'm sorry to inform you, you have failed.


At this point she starts crying and he says "only joking you've passed"

I would of knocked him out personally probably only passed her becasue she's blonde and cried


I would have as well and touched her a little


yes
stuartmitchell
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5th Apr 06 at 13:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
quote:
Originally posted by stuartmitchell
thats what I thought

this was her 5th attempt


She's good then


just a bit slow pmsl
vibrio
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5th Apr 06 at 13:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
I would have as well and touched her a little




you'd have touched him a little too
Jason Iles
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5th Apr 06 at 13:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by stuartmitchell
quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
quote:
Originally posted by stuartmitchell
thats what I thought

this was her 5th attempt


She's good then


just a bit slow pmsl


tell her well done from the boys in the meat factory
stuartmitchell
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5th Apr 06 at 14:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'm sure she would like it here

cantr explain to her what corsasport is though, would take too damn long
Ry_B
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5th Apr 06 at 14:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
LOL

Blatantly failed it but he felt sorry
stuartmitchell
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5th Apr 06 at 14:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
without a doubt
Andrew
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LMFAO!!! :lol
drax
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5th Apr 06 at 14:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
!
mav
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5th Apr 06 at 14:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

cruel c*nt
K5-KYL
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amazin!
Greasemonkey
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5th Apr 06 at 15:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Sounds like rubbish i bet she sucked him off, then he passed her
stuartmitchell
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5th Apr 06 at 15:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
if so then he's one lucky c*nt
Ojc
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I got fcuked up the arse by Jesus.
Scoty B
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5th Apr 06 at 15:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Greasemonkey
Sounds like rubbish i bet she sucked him off, then he passed her


Only if she swallowed.
Skylined
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5th Apr 06 at 17:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
why'd she cry...should be used 2 it after 4 previous attempts

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