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ryansss
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30th Mar 06 at 10:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


My corsa passenger side speaker went, and now my civics gone the same way

It's got to be her slamming the door. Amount of times I've said "mind the door".

Driving me nuts as it cuts in and out. Hope its just a lose connection and not a damged wire.

I'm going to ban her from touching the car as she has a habit of breaking things
CorsAsh
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30th Mar 06 at 10:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Handcuff her and put her in the boot.
Dione J
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30th Mar 06 at 10:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

this annoys me too
Kathryn W
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30th Mar 06 at 11:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Awwwww woman hey....

Just ask her nicely to shut the door softly
mwg
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30th Mar 06 at 11:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Slam her fingers in the door

Women always slam car doors no matter what mood they are in
Corsa E-Tec
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30th Mar 06 at 11:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

my bird does this, nowa days i tell her to sit still and i'll open and shut the fcking door.
Dione J
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30th Mar 06 at 11:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I think its in their nature.. then they give you that look as to say "what have i done wrong" after you give them the evils or screw at them
dazbircher
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30th Mar 06 at 11:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

my bird is exactly the fucking same! its either waaaaay too hard or too slow so that it doesnt shut properly so she opens it up and slams it again. i have to tell her pretty much everytime she gets in to be careful with it. if she breaks anthing though she'll be getting a swift backhand to the chops
ed
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30th Mar 06 at 11:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Fucking idiot. Make her buy a new speaker.
MatthewR
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30th Mar 06 at 11:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

My mate always slamms my door, twat! i had a new one fitted after it was crashed into and i had to get it replaced due to him slamming the door closed too soon after it had been fitted, numpty!
Jambo
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30th Mar 06 at 11:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by ed
Fucking idiot. Make her buy a new speaker.
CCA
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30th Mar 06 at 11:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

thats right, blame the woman
Dione J
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30th Mar 06 at 11:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

too right, it ain't going to be anybody else
CorsAsh
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30th Mar 06 at 11:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Women sometimes don't know their own strength, my mum used to be a district nurse, pulled up at a patients house one night, yanked the handbrake on so hard that she snapped the lever off
Jason Iles
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30th Mar 06 at 11:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Everytime she slams the door kill one of her pets it will soon stop
ryansss
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30th Mar 06 at 11:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I just mentioned it to my mate and he agrees she has a habit of trying to put the door through the car.

I like the way she sat there and says "wonder what caused that". She then had a sulk when I explained its rather funny that both cars I have suffer the same problem - her.
CorsAsh
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30th Mar 06 at 11:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
Everytime she slams the door kill one of her pets it will soon stop


Or don't kill it, give it to Cheesy for the weekend and have him send her pics of his activities
Jake
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30th Mar 06 at 11:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I fucking hate it when people slam doors.
FasT09
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i totaly agree women do slam the door. my gf does the same and i cringe every time. for sum reason however my brother is even worse he absolutly pelts my door n i have to keep shoutin at him. grrrr one day it wont b the speaker that breaks itl b my window shatterin lol.
drax
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30th Mar 06 at 12:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Go into the house, find something of hers, preferably where she can see, put it in the door way, and give that door a good fucking swing
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i know what you mean mate, either slamming te door or opening it like a fookin crazed psyco biatch, twice she has dented the door by hitting fences, oh an not to forget hitting another car, which i had to pay to fix oh and anyone had any trouble with the shelf under the glovebox? she has broke that by puttin her feet on it

think she can walk from no on


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drax
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Fuck, what is it with women putting their feet on that shelf and snapping it off? Every girl ive had in the car has done it, over two corsas.
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quote:
Originally posted by drax
Fuck, what is it with women putting their feet on that shelf and snapping it off? Every girl ive had in the car has done it, over two corsas.


Scoty B
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30th Mar 06 at 13:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

My bird does the same, drives me nuts. It ain't a fucking Transit love the door doesn't need slammed.
CCA
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30th Mar 06 at 13:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I would like to add that not all females slam doors and break the shelf under the glovebox.
Your girlfriends/mates might just be heavy handed or need to be taught how to shut a door correctly

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