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Jas
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28th Mar 06 at 20:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following items:

1 Bar of Soap
1 Toothbrush
1 Tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 apple
1 banana
1 orange
1 plum
1 grapefruit
1 tomato
1 lettuce
1 cabbage
1 baking potato
1 Kraft single
1 samosa
1 vegetable pakora
1 muesli bar
1 pie
1 frozen pizza
1 single frozen dinner
The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder. He is carrying a basket with a six pack of Stella, a pizza and some Wagon Wheels.

As she turns he smiles at her and says, "Single, eh?"

The girl smiles sheepishly and replies, "How did you guess?"

He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says, "Because you're minging."



[Edited on 28-03-2006 by Jason2004]
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Jas
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took a while for a reply..
thought i was the only one who found it funny at first
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old but good

it even made my mum laugh
Jas
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hello Mrs Marriott!
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ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold.
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quote:
Originally posted by robmarriott
old but good

it even made my mum laugh


vids of said laughter??
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Proper funny that
More please.
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