corsasport.co.uk
 

Corsa Sport » Message Board » Off Day » Imagine if


New Topic

New Poll
  Subscribe | Add to Favourites

You are not logged in and may not post or reply to messages. Please log in or create a new account or mail us about fixing an existing one - register@corsasport.co.uk

There are also many more features available when you are logged in such as private messages, buddy list, location services, post search and more.


Author Imagine if
JadeM
Premium Member

Avatar

Registered: 9th Feb 06
User status: Offline
24th Mar 06 at 09:33   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag-line....
> > >
> > >
> > >Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
> > >
> > >Tesco Condoms - every little helps
> > >
> > >Nike Condoms - Just do it.
> > >
> > >Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
> > >
> > >Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
> > >
> > >KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.
> > >
> > >Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
> > >
> > >Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.
> > >
> > >Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
> > >
> > >Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
> > >
> > >Duracell condoms - keep going and going.
> > >
> > >Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop
> > >
> > >Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper
> > >
> > >Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide
> > >
> > >FCUK condoms - no comment required.
> > >
> > >Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
> > >
> > >Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.
> > >
> > >Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
> > >
> > >Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
> > >
> > >Renault condoms - size really does matter!
> > >
> > >Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
> > >
> > >Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes
> > >
> > >Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (Eeeuww!!.....)
> > >
> > >Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
> > >
> > >Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world
> > >
> > >AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
> > >
> > >Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal
> > >
> > >Polo condoms - the condom with the hole
> > >
> > >The Manchester United Condom... One Yank and your whole world falls apart
a_j_mair
Member

Registered: 23rd Jan 04
Location: Scotland
User status: Offline
24th Mar 06 at 10:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

K2 GTi
Member

Registered: 21st Oct 04
User status: Offline
24th Mar 06 at 11:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepost
Adam-D
Member

Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
User status: Offline
24th Mar 06 at 11:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



nice one
Andrew
Member

Registered: 5th May 04
Location: Skoda Octavia Estate, Ford Puma
User status: Offline
24th Mar 06 at 11:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life
JadeM
Premium Member

Avatar

Registered: 9th Feb 06
User status: Offline
24th Mar 06 at 11:30   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Andrew
Peugeot Condoms - Wrapping up pugnuts winky to protect the children


sick
Nismo
Member

Registered: 12th Sep 02
User status: Offline
24th Mar 06 at 11:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by JadeM
quote:
Originally posted by Andrew
Peugeot Condoms - Wrapping up pugnuts winky to protect the children


sick


Andrew
Member

Registered: 5th May 04
Location: Skoda Octavia Estate, Ford Puma
User status: Offline
24th Mar 06 at 11:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Kathryn W
Member

Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
User status: Offline
24th Mar 06 at 12:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



Heared them before but still pretty funny

@ the pugnut one

[Edited on 24-03-2006 by Korsa-Kat]
Doug
Member

Registered: 8th Oct 03
User status: Offline
24th Mar 06 at 12:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Vauxhall Corsa Condoms - Put the fun back into driving
Ally
Member

Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
User status: Offline
24th Mar 06 at 13:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Doug Corsa
Vauxhall Corsa Condoms - Put the fun back into riding


CorsAsh
Member

Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
User status: Offline
24th Mar 06 at 13:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Doug Corsa
Vauxhall Corsa Condoms - Need Speedlines and GSi kit


Doug
Member

Registered: 8th Oct 03
User status: Offline
24th Mar 06 at 13:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Dean_W
Member

Registered: 13th Dec 05
Location: Downham Market, Norfolk
User status: Offline
24th Mar 06 at 13:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Quality
CorsAsh
Member

Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
User status: Offline
24th Mar 06 at 13:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I was looking for a picture of a condom to ps speedlines and a gsi kit onto, and found this instead:



flmao
JadeM
Premium Member

Avatar

Registered: 9th Feb 06
User status: Offline
24th Mar 06 at 13:18   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Is that you
CorsAsh
Member

Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
User status: Offline
24th Mar 06 at 13:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

It's Pug nut on the right, VCG in white and I think that's Willay in the Black.

 
New Topic

New Poll

Corsa Sport » Message Board » Off Day » Imagine if 23 database queries in 0.0158522 seconds