leeshez
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>Several men are in the changing room of a golf club.
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>> >A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
>> >speaker-function and begins to talk.
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>> >Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
>> >
>> >MAN: "Hello"
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>> >WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
>> >
>> >MAN: "Yes"
>> >
>> >WOMAN: "I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather
coat.
>> >It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
>> >
>> >MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
>> >
>> >WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes garage and saw the new
>> >models. I saw one I really liked."
>> >
>> >MAN: "How much?"
>> >
>> >WOMAN: "$60,000"
>> >
>> >MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
>> >
>> >WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last
>> >year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
>> >
>> >MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
>> >$900,000."
>> >
>> >WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
>> >
>> >MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
>> >
>> >The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are looking at
>> >him in astonishment.
>> >
>> >Then he asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
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