antscorsa
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
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A well-to-do young man wanted to purchase a gift for his
girlfriend's birthday and as they had not been dating for very long, he
decided after
careful consideration, that a pair of gloves would strike the right
note.
Thoughtful, but not too personal.
Accompanied by his girlfriends sister, he went to Harrods and bought a
dainty pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for
herself at the same time. During the wrapping, the shop assistant mixed
up
the items. The sister got the gloves and the young man got the panties.
Without checking the contents, the man sent the parcel to his girlfriend
with the following note:
Dear Lucy,
I chose these because you are not in the habit of wearing any when you
go
out in the evenings. If it had not been for your sister, I would have
chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are
easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, the shop assistant I
bought
them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the last 3 weeks
and
they were hardly soiled at all. I had her try yours on for me and
although
they were a little tight, they looked really smart. She told me that the
material helps to keep her ring clean and shiny. In fact she hasn't had
to
wash it since she began wearing them. I wish I could put them on for
you,
as no doubt, many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to
see
you again. When you take them off, remember to blow into them before
putting them away as they will be naturally damp from wearing.
Just think how many times my lips will kiss them in the coming year. I
hope
you will wear them for me on Friday night.
Happy Birthday All my love
Stuart
PS The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur
showing.
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Jules
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And the punchline is?
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gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
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quote:
Originally posted by Jules
And the punchline is?
my thoughts exactly.
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antscorsa
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lol i thought it was quite funny. o well on my own
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Karen
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Rob_Lee
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@ Jules!
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Andrew
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LMFAO
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