boyracer2002
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Nicked from another site but thought i was comedy 
THE TEABAGGING
The all time classic manoeuvre of tapping your 'conquering device' on a chicks forehead whilst she is sucking on your balls and uttering the timeless phrase " Who's your daddy"
THE HOUDINI
Going at it doggy style until you are just about to come. Then pull out and spit on her back so she thinks that you have. When she turns around a blast is unleashed into her face and she is left shocked and amazed, wondering how you managed it.
THE ANGRY DRAGON
Immediately after you blow your load into a girls mouth, smack the back of her head amd make it come out of her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon
THE CUM GUZZLER
The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy load down the back of a girls throat and then proceeding to give her a large cold bottle of your favourite carbonated drink, making her guzzle it down.
Then shake her head vigorously back and forth to create the cum Guzzling, sperm burping effect. A great way to impress your friends.
DIRTY SANCHEZ
A time honoured event in which while laying the bone doggy style, you insert your finger into her ass. You then pull it out and wipe it across her upper lip, leaving a thin poo moustache. this makes her look like someone whose name is Dirty Sanchez.
THE DONKEY PUNCH
Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you come you stick your dick in her ass and then punch her in the back of her neck.
The blow to the neck will stun the muscles in the females ass, which will constrict the penis and give you a tremendous orgasmic experience when you ejaculate.
THE FLAMING AMAZON
This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. when you're screwing some chick, right when you are about to come, pull out quickly and grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then extinguish the flames with your jizz
THE FLYING CAMEL
As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her on your knees, you very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vertical seafood taco. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl, much like a flying camel. Strictly classy move.
THE SCREWNICORN
When a lesbian puts her strap on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.
THE ZOMBIE MASK
While getting head from your favourite girl, tell her to look right up at you with those "pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then , just when you're ready to spew a good weeks worth of goo, blast the hefty load in both eyes.
This temporary state of blindness will produce the ZOMBIE effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched and moaning like the walking dead.
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AuroraSport
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Originally posted by boyracer2002
THE FLYING CAMEL
As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her on your knees, you very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vertical seafood taco. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl, much like a flying camel. Strictly classy move.
LMFAO
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drax
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Rofl!
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Kyle T
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FPMSL, real dry humour but piss funny
Lotus Elise 111R
Impreza WRX STi
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Matt H
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Liam
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classic
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Nick A
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@ The Flaming Amazon 
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Charlene
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THE SCREWNICORN
When a lesbian puts her strap on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.
:lol;
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Brett
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Location: Manchester
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pmsl
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Gaz
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Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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Cosmo
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Just text the gf and told her Im going to show her a flying camel tonight...she didnt get it
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Ry_B
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Registered: 1st Dec 05
Location: Solihull, W Mids Drives: 45BHP beast!
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THE ZOMBIE MASK
While getting head from your favourite girl, tell her to look right up at you with those "pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then , just when you're ready to spew a good weeks worth of goo, blast the hefty load in both eyes.
This temporary state of blindness will produce the ZOMBIE effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched and moaning like the walking dead.
LMFAO !!!
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schoey
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Registered: 29th Jun 05
Location: Billinghay, Lincolnshire
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The Houdini!
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SVM 286
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Seen most of them in Viz before.
Still cracking sadistic fun though.
Teabagging still one of the greatest - sublime.
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