ClaireF
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Bridlington - Chav Capital of the UK without doubt!
_POSTEDON by Monkeysaurus
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Monkeysaurus _WRITES "A random patchwork of violent council estates and traveller sites by the murky waters of the North Sea makes this town one of the worst places to live in England even before the extra bonus of the entire Giro cashing population of Hull, Sheffield & Doncaster (three of the nastiest towns in the north) decamping here for the summer months.
Beirut with Seaside Rock & Tat shops, Bridlington offers those of a Chav persuasion two additional favourite hang outs aside from the usual joys of wrecking children's playgrounds or necking Mad Dog 20/20 Kiwi & Lime outside JJB sports - the "fair" and the arcade.
Both of these are Chav institutions, with the fair consisting of a sea of Chavs screaming incessantly as they are packed onto badly constructed rides by mean looking pikeys all to the backdrop of 300 strobe lights and 3 year old handbag house at ear bleeding volume. Chavs could then hit the arcade, where the kids are abandoned to play in the traffic outside the door whilst Mum & Dad (or partner anyway) blow the incapacity benefit on the fruities & jumbo dogs.
If you ever have to visit this god-forsaken corner of Yorkshire, make sure it is out of season, when the smog of Mayfair Superkings clears slightly, you can walk around without having to avoid pools of part digested chips and you don't have to look at huge crowds of fat, bare midriffed biffers taking their alsatians for a shit on the beach."
just found this on web site, some nice info for you, if you ever want to visit this sunny town
[Edited on 16-03-2006 by vauxcorsagirl]
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City
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i have a question - what the fuck did you just say
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CCA
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and are you a chav?
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ClaireF
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No not chav lol
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Liam
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Dean_W
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Here's my home town, courtesy of ChavTowns: -
Northwich nestles snugly in what is usually regarded as posh and leafy Cheshire. Unfortunately Northwich is a fetid wasteland where mid-Cheshire dumps all its dirty chavers and peasants. It’s a real relic of a bygone age when the locals used to mine salt – now they all just sniff Colombian salt and fight with each other.
A Northwich local can be identified by their walk. The lads all bounce around on spring heels like someone’s shoved a 6-foot stick up their arse and the local girls usually waddle due to either being heavily pregnant or really fat. Most Northwich chavettes also have curvature of the spine from all the pram pushing they have to do and most prams are usually just as laden with goods that have been freshly nicked from Kwik Save as they are with kids.
Late at night the deserted car parks have proved a Mecca for all the local scallies to spin their souped-up Novas round in ever increasing circles, whilst the Burberry clad masses look on in retarded awe and bounce inanely to the latest album from "The Streets".
As there is nothing else to do other than drink and procreate, most local youths pass their time dragging their knuckles up and down the hilly streets for hours at a time like a scene from "The Night of the Living Dead". Of course, this is regularly interspersing with the classic ASBO traits of screaming abuse at passers by and lobbing bricks at shop windows.
Northwich is also one of the few towns in Britain where the police actually encourage speeding drivers to knock down the chav kids, as this usually has the effect of preventing 5 kilos of uncut cocaine finding it’s way onto the streets.
They’ve not been able to build any new houses around the centre of Northwich for 50 years because the entire town centre is built on hollowed out salt mines that could collapse at anytime. Unfortunately this has not yet happened which is amazing when you consider all the extra weight exerted upon the creaking pavements by the hundred-strong gangs of Elizabeth Duke jewellery wearing scummers that festoon every corner. However, I still pray for the day when it happens and takes the entire chaver population to the bowels of chav hell with it.
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ClaireF
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Northwich is also one of the few towns in Britain where the police actually encourage speeding drivers to knock down the chav kids, as this usually has the effect of preventing 5 kilos of uncut cocaine finding it’s way onto the streets.
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Dean_W
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Best bit!
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Kathryn W
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i believe that my town is very dodgy
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Andrew
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quote:
Originally posted by Korsa-Kat
i believe that my town is very dodgy
I'm moving to Widnes because it's meant to be nice
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Dean_W
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Kat, for you........
Ahhhh, the merry town of Widnes, an unflushed toilet of a place somewhere between chav-capitals Warrington and Liverpool.
Widnes is slowly but surely being overrun by this new, mutated breed. I don't know about Chatham, but the origin of the chav in Widnes is either from the unclean, smelly depths of the polluted Mersey, or from the shadows of the delightful power-station that blots the landscape of our town.
Although Widnes has its fair share of normal, 'cool' people, there are some sad individuals about also. The breeding grounds/hang-out places of this common scum include Ditton, Hough Green, the infamous 'Aves', and ‘downtown’ (ie. the chippy and the Derby).
Another breeding ground -cum-hangout is Victoria Park. Although the park is mainly full of normal people like you and I, people who either like rock, metal, indie or emo, there are a small minority of chavs who think they can look ‘hard’ by hanging about around a bunch of ‘goffs’, and generally causing trouble by shooting venomous looks to whoever they can. A funny anecdote of mine is hearing about a chavette who drank a bottle of piss (unknowingly) at the local pub, and was so drunk she didn’t even know what it was, then a couple of days later me and my friend saw her, and she preceded in giving US the dirtiest look her ‘bulldog chewing a wasp’ face could. Nice.
Ditton seems the most popular chav hangout, ‘Queen’s Av’ in particular being the most rundown, graffitti covered litter-sewn place imaginable, where the chav get-up is Lacoste trackies tucked into argyle socks. These groups of chavs occupy themselves with bottling other chavs and members of the unsuspecting public, and trying to shag as many chavettes as possible in the lone phone booth outside the shops.
I have had some experience of hanging around chavs in Widnes, and seeing how they function. I have to say their music tastes are abominable. The ‘dance anthems’ that come out of their stereos are nothing more than pointless noise, computer generated beats that can only be described further as...complete and utter shite. And I myself have been subject to many a verbally abusive chav, what with insults like ‘goff the time???’ and ‘’ey goff getta wash’, as this is about the only level of insult their tiny, full of pigshit brains can manage, as they do not even know what a proper goth is. Widnes wouldn’t be a bad place to live if we didn’t have these intimidating arses roaming the streets. Finally I would suggest to anyone moving to Widnes, or who lives there already, either leave or move to Cronton, which is the only nice, semi-rural, semi-chav free place around Widnes thesedays.
FCUK’in chavs!!!
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Laney
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After my visit to Bridlington last summer, I have vowed never to return 
All my childhood memories were shattered 
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ClaireF
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why what happened
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Kathryn W
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quote:
Originally posted by Dean_W
Kat, for you........
Ahhhh, the merry town of Widnes, an unflushed toilet of a place somewhere between chav-capitals Warrington and Liverpool.
Widnes is slowly but surely being overrun by this new, mutated breed. I don't know about Chatham, but the origin of the chav in Widnes is either from the unclean, smelly depths of the polluted Mersey, or from the shadows of the delightful power-station that blots the landscape of our town.
Although Widnes has its fair share of normal, 'cool' people, there are some sad individuals about also. The breeding grounds/hang-out places of this common scum include Ditton, Hough Green, the infamous 'Aves', and ‘downtown’ (ie. the chippy and the Derby).
Another breeding ground -cum-hangout is Victoria Park. Although the park is mainly full of normal people like you and I, people who either like rock, metal, indie or emo, there are a small minority of chavs who think they can look ‘hard’ by hanging about around a bunch of ‘goffs’, and generally causing trouble by shooting venomous looks to whoever they can. A funny anecdote of mine is hearing about a chavette who drank a bottle of piss (unknowingly) at the local pub, and was so drunk she didn’t even know what it was, then a couple of days later me and my friend saw her, and she preceded in giving US the dirtiest look her ‘bulldog chewing a wasp’ face could. Nice.
Ditton seems the most popular chav hangout, ‘Queen’s Av’ in particular being the most rundown, graffitti covered litter-sewn place imaginable, where the chav get-up is Lacoste trackies tucked into argyle socks. These groups of chavs occupy themselves with bottling other chavs and members of the unsuspecting public, and trying to shag as many chavettes as possible in the lone phone booth outside the shops.
Dear me so True!
Andrew most parts are nice.. its just the av's and ditton that aren't 
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Laney
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Well, its Bridlington isn't it
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Marc3_astra
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nothing wrong with bridlington went there for a night out two weeks ago it was good. also its got club GTi in the amusements 
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ClaireF
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well i cant wait to move out of it
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Laney
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc3_astra
also its got club GTi in the amusements
Not Scarborough though is it 
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Ry_B
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WTF is this topic about.....
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ClaireF
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not about you
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Ry_B
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quote:
Originally posted by vauxcorsagirl
not about you
Oh I thought it was
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Laney
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Originally posted by Rcb
WTF is this topic about.....
Your mum
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Doug
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None of the places I have lived in are on the site
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Charlene
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Darlington isnt on there
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