Brett
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I've come to a conclusion...
The wankers on the road aren't the people riding round in high powered sports cars, it's the asses driving around in the likes of piece of shit Ford Ka's and other small hatchbacks 
Finished.
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Brett
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I know it's tarring people with the same brush and I realise there are exceptions, but the list should be as follows:
In their own league: Audi A3 drivers - All tossers, not come accross an owner without his head up his ass yet
1. Peugeot 106
2. Ford Ka
3. Citroen Saxo
4. Vauxhall Corsa
(sorry, but even you lot know a lot of people with them are scally wankers)
5. Ford Fiesta (especially tappety old ones!)
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gianluigi
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id swap the Ka and the fiesta round. Ka drivers tend to be female
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Brett
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quote:
Originally posted by muppetsport
6. wanker imprezza drivers think they are colin mccrae and are behind the wheel of a stealth missile
Not really. I find Scooby Drivers have nothing to prove, and with most of them being of the older generation a lot more sensible.
Go back into hiding.
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Steve
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MOST audi drivers are from the same breed as BMW drivers
never had any problems with 106 drivers, most of them seem to be girls.
Saxo and Corsa boys a lot of them think theyre in a rocket and always strap themselves to my rear bumper, i often laugh and leave them trailing in 6th
Ford KA's can be a problem, specially the Sport KA's which are obviousy serious bits of kit.....to there owners.
Other types of KA drivers that are wankards are the big builder type blokes that wear fluorescent jackets that are just plain pissed off to only be able to afford something so ghey that cut you up out of there anger
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Brett
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quote:
Originally posted by Corsa_Sam
MOST audi drivers are from the same breed as BMW drivers
never had any problems with 106 drivers, most of them seem to be girls.
Saxo and Corsa boys a lot of them think theyre in a rocket and always strap themselves to my rear bumper, i often laugh and leave them trailing in 6th
Ford KA's can be a problem, specially the Sport KA's which are obviousy serious bits of kit.....to there owners.
Other types of KA drivers that are wankards are the big builder type blokes that wear fluorescent jackets that are just plain pissed off to only be able to afford something so ghey that cut you up out of there anger
So True  
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JadeM
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Everyones an asshole behind the wheel for some reason or another!! 
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MatthewR
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depends on the driver, aint the car isit
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JadeM
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Depends what car you drive also....other road users attitude towards you can be like night & day!!
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CCA
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It can depend on the driver, some think they are in a formula one car when its really a 1.0
Also if someones had people acting like pricks in little hatchbacks they might assume all hatchback drivers are gonna be riding on their bumper just like some people assume all BMW/Audi drivers are moron drivers
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Brett
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Like I said, obviously it can't be true for all drivers, a generalisation, yes!
But, i've not based the above one single incidents, just how I see things
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Jambo
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Id like to add to bretts list.
The TW@T that crashed into me? Adui a3 driver and a woman 
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Steve
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quote:
Originally posted by CCA
some people assume all BMW/Audi drivers are moron drivers
most are 
[Edited on 15-03-2006 by Corsa_Sam]
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CCA
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they may possibly be a minority of audi and bmw drivers that arent incapable of sharing roads
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Steve
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quote:
Originally posted by Corsa_Sam
most
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Edd
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you have missed one out 206 drivers
driving home yesterday i had a 206 driver ahead of me,i have a wee look in the rear view and see a fire engine about a hundred yards behind lights going sirens on so as it gets closer i pull in and give the 206 a flash of the lights to bring their attention to the fire engine, doesnt notice keeps driving on with the fire engine stuck behind her, she then comes to a set of lights one lane lights go red and she stops and traps the fire engine which is unable to get past and continues to sit their until the lights go green then still doesnt pull over
dont think she looked in her mirrors once
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Jambo
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you also forgot:
Agila
Matiz
Meriva
Any other ugly stupid mini mpv.
Fucking worst ones i tell u, the 25mph in a 60 zone brigade!
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JadeM
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What annoys me most is the pensioners / women who seem to drive at 40mph constantly - 40mph through town...40 in a 60...40 up the Mway slip road then tootle along the outside lane like they dont know whats in front of them!!! Then back into town doing 40  Great fun!!
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mwg
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People that I see driving daftly and thinking they own the road most often are rep types in Focus's, Mondeos and Vectras.
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3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by JadeM
What annoys me most is the pensioners / women who seem to drive at 40mph constantly - 40mph through town...40 in a 60...40 up the Mway slip road then tootle along the outside lane like they dont know whats in front of them!!! Then back into town doing 40 Great fun!!
yeah they fcuk me off too, people that speed in 30 zones but give you nasty looks if they see you doing 65 in a 65 zone
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JadeM
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You will get fannychops driving any type of car to be honest!!!
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mwg
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Yeah agree about the old people that do a constant 40-45mph EVERYWHERE. I find generally that these people tend to flash their headlights at you like crazy when you overtake them even though the road is clear and straight
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3CorsaMeal
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people that wave for you to slow down when you come charging round a wet corner in 2nd and plant it to make it feel like you drifting your granny wagon
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Edd
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i have a road at my bit which is national speed limit but it is quite twisty near the end, you get guys in their "sports cars" doing 40 over it then come on to the 30 road and do 70 down it it pisses me off so much
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JadeM
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Its like there cars stuck on 40mph or they only have a stop & go control More likely that's there comfortable speed & they will not go over / under it Idiots!!
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