Carl
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Probably old but i'd never heard it!
A police officer pulled a guy over for speeding.
Officer: May I see your drivers license?
Driver: I dont have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owners card for this vehicle?
Driver: Its not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: Thats right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owners card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: Theres a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. Thats where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: Theres a BODY in the TRUNK???
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Whos car is this?
Driver: Its mine, officer. Heres the owner card.
The driver owned the car.
Captain:Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if theres a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but theres no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said theres a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I dont understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didnt have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, Ill bet the lying son of a bitch told you I was speeding, too.
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Adam_B
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your right, its old 
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K2 GTi
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i havent read it all, but if its something do with aremd police offices coming and him saying hes lying, then its older than old there matey!
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All Torque
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I remember this from a news-paper:
"A homeowner called the police saying there was a burglar in his yard breaking into his toolshed. The man called the police who said "theres nothing we can do as theres no police in your area right now." so the man hung up. 15 mins later he called the police back and said "i called about 15mins ago about the burglar in my yard, don't worry about him now... I've shot him." in the next 5 mins the whole area was surrounded by police and there were helicopters in the sky and special police. The police caught the burglar who was about to get away and they said to the homeowner "i thought you'd shot him?" the homeowner said ".............. I thought YOU said there was no-one in the area!"
[Edited on 13-03-2006 by All Torque]
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Carl
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quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
I remember this from a news-paper:
"A homeowner called the police saying there was a burglar in his yard breaking into his toolshed. The man called the police who said "theres nothing we can do as theres no police in your area right now." so the man hung up. 15 mins later he called the police back and said "i called about 15mins ago about the burglar in my yard, don't worry about him now... I've shot him." in the next 5 mins the whole area was surrounded by police and there were helicopters in the sky and special police. The police caught the burglar who was about to get away and they said to the homeowner "i thought you'd shot him?" the homeowner said ".............. I thought YOU said there was no-one in the area!"
[Edited on 13-03-2006 by All Torque]
They probably then arrested him for wasting police time no doubt. 
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