Brett
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Lets say you met this bird and she was amazing and you were really into her, etc.
You spend the night in for her, cook her a nice meal and get some random chick flick on DVD.
Anyway, you start gettting intimate and you've never "done" anything with her before...you gently slip your hand down her panties and you feel this huge furry bush
....and she didn't believe in grooming down there.
Would you cut your losses and carry on?
I just couldn't
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Cosmo
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buy her a razor
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Baz-Zico
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dig out the mach 3
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Liam
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quote: Originally posted by TheScotsman
dig out the mach 3
haha
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Brett
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you wouldn't seriously shave it there and then..?
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CCA
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scientists should come up with a way to stop all hair growing apart from on your head
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SXi_Tim
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get to know her better and encourage her to shave her faf, if she doesn't like it she can always grow it back
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Brett
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quote: Originally posted by SXi_Tim
get to know her better and encourage her to shave her faf, if she doesn't like it she can always grow it back
yes, but at that moment would you carry on and go for gold?
what if she wanted your tongue to pay her fanneh a visit?
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WATSON
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Would carry on? Longs you dont go down on her then you should be fine Dont want hair in them nashers 
[Edited on 10-03-2006 by WATSON]
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mwg
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quote: Originally posted by loafofbrett
Lets say you met this bird and she was amazing and you were really into her, etc.
You spend the night in for her, cook her a nice meal and get some random chick flick on DVD.
Anyway, you start gettting intimate and you've never "done" anything with her before...you gently slip your hand down her panties and you feel this huge furry bush
....and she didn't believe in grooming down there.
Would you cut your losses and carry on?
I just couldn't
this has happened to you hasn't it
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SXi_Tim
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quote: Originally posted by loafofbrett
quote: Originally posted by SXi_Tim
get to know her better and encourage her to shave her faf, if she doesn't like it she can always grow it back
yes, but at that moment would you carry on and go for gold?
what if she wanted your tongue to pay her fanneh a visit?
id fcuk her, but visiting it with your mouth...don't know if id fancy pubes in my teeth tbh, get her really pissed and shave it while shes asleep just an idea
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Brett
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quote: Originally posted by Matty G
quote: Originally posted by loafofbrett
Lets say you met this bird and she was amazing and you were really into her, etc.
You spend the night in for her, cook her a nice meal and get some random chick flick on DVD.
Anyway, you start gettting intimate and you've never "done" anything with her before...you gently slip your hand down her panties and you feel this huge furry bush
....and she didn't believe in grooming down there.
Would you cut your losses and carry on?
I just couldn't
this has happened to you hasn't it
No
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Brett
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quote: Originally posted by SXi_Timid fcuk her, but visiting it with your mouth...don't know if id fancy pubes in my teeth tbh, get her really pissed and shave it while shes asleep just an idea
If I was pissed i'd end up shaving her head too for a laugh
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Baz-Zico
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shave it bfore you go down on her, dont want fanny tash rash!
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SXi_Tim
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quote: Originally posted by loafofbrett
quote: Originally posted by SXi_Timid fcuk her, but visiting it with your mouth...don't know if id fancy pubes in my teeth tbh, get her really pissed and shave it while shes asleep just an idea
If I was pissed i'd end up shaving her head too for a laugh
if your doing that don't forget the eyebrows then, go for the totally bald approach
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MatthewR
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Id say "just need toilet" and id be off!
Cant stand a hairy minge
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SVM 286
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Brett, have you only ever experienced shaved poon tang?
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jamied
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if thers grass on the wicket..
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Jamie Walby
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A real man would dive in. No fear of the unknown etc......
I would ask if she had any toothpicks though, they might come in handy once the deed is done
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SVM 286
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Lady puberty is great for flossing, contains 20% of your required daily dietry fibre intake, and keeps the minge nice and warm.
It also smells nice after a bath and it tickles your nose when eating your young lady out.
Plus, it's gotta be better than stubble rash.
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mav
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i would deffo carry on with the business in hand,....
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X 60RSA
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Decisions decisions! Tough 1! Would be pretty off putting to say the least!
I'd prob have a stab at it, no licking tho!
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Baz-Zico
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but mav, your a sexual deviant
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Doug
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You soft shite!!!
Wouldnt go anywhere near with mouth thats for sure 
Would fuck them though
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mav
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quote: Originally posted by TheScotsman
but mav, your a sexual deviant
who told you 
No mouths as said just stick it in...
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