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Carl
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7th Mar 06 at 14:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

we are always changing each others names in the phone to random stuff, then when you need to ring them can't remember what name there under! What funny names have you given to your mates or have been given to you?

a few of ours are,
Can't fuck, won't fuck - he pulls birds and can't be arsed shagging them, if he does he puts in a 10 second performance.
Batman - disspaeared to his cave for a few years split up with her and is now back plling left right and centre.
fat chav - he's a bit tubby and wears some dodgy burberry gear.
TNS - Cos he can't score in europe. Single lad who couldn't get a fuck on holiday, same guy as top one.
Carl
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8th Mar 06 at 10:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

is it just us that do this then?
dave17
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8th Mar 06 at 11:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Weve got a few nicknames 4 our mates, not much of a story behind them tho

Spaniard - coz hes spanish
Garry/Harry - no idea wher this came from, his names Greg

thats it
R Lee
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8th Mar 06 at 11:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

titch - because i'm small... yey
SteveW
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8th Mar 06 at 11:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Got loads but they keeps changing all the time.. a few that have stuck are..

Mr. Burns or Burnsey
Ewok
Duckie
Jewbacker
Carl
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8th Mar 06 at 11:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
Got loads but they keeps changing all the time.. a few that have stuck are..

Ewok



weird one of my mates used to call me this, can't remember why though, think it was some random event.
SteveW
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8th Mar 06 at 11:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

oh my mate actually looks like an Ewok
Edd
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8th Mar 06 at 11:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yes

dick
fanny
cunt


just a few
Carl
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8th Mar 06 at 11:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Edd
yes

dick
fanny
cunt


just a few

how imaginative.
Edd
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8th Mar 06 at 11:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

gladly i dont have much time to sit and think up stupid names for the people who are meant to be my friends
Carl
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8th Mar 06 at 12:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Edd
gladly i dont have much time to sit and think up stupid names for the people who are meant to be my friends


Because when your out on a night out on the lash with your mates you have some much more constructive things to do. Or maybe you have no friends so are struggling to contribute to the thread?
Edd
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8th Mar 06 at 12:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Carl
quote:
Originally posted by Edd
gladly i dont have much time to sit and think up stupid names for the people who are meant to be my friends


Because when your out on a night out on the lash with your mates you have some much more constructive things to do. Or maybe you have no friends so are struggling to contribute to the thread?



or maybe i just act my age
gianluigi
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8th Mar 06 at 12:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Giovanni = Gio
Tariro = T
Gregory = Greg
Simon = Si
Darren = Rodgers
Andrew = Andy
Liam = Shrek
Gavin = Gav
Tierny = T
Damien = Daimo

thats about it. but these kind of nick names are expected.

oh i have a friend called laura, who i call spanky
Lynny
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8th Mar 06 at 12:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

hmm, smurf, skip, biscuits, nothing exciting...
Carl
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8th Mar 06 at 12:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Edd
quote:
Originally posted by Carl
quote:
Originally posted by Edd
gladly i dont have much time to sit and think up stupid names for the people who are meant to be my friends


Because when your out on a night out on the lash with your mates you have some much more constructive things to do. Or maybe you have no friends so are struggling to contribute to the thread?



or maybe i just act my age


ironic, i feel you should grow up and leave a thread if you have nothing constructive to add.
Mad Moe
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8th Mar 06 at 12:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

A few of mine:

Snarf (think Thundercats)
Womble
Sloth (think Goonies)

[Edited on 08-03-2006 by Mad Moe]
Edd
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8th Mar 06 at 12:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Carl
quote:
Originally posted by Edd
quote:
Originally posted by Carl
quote:
Originally posted by Edd
gladly i dont have much time to sit and think up stupid names for the people who are meant to be my friends


Because when your out on a night out on the lash with your mates you have some much more constructive things to do. Or maybe you have no friends so are struggling to contribute to the thread?



or maybe i just act my age


ironic, i feel you should grow up and leave a thread if you have nothing constructive to add.



ironic


i did add something constructive,it was constructive criticism
Gav S
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8th Mar 06 at 12:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

English Kosov he looks very similar, spare elbow n that..

Baz, marra, cocka
CorsAsh
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8th Mar 06 at 12:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
Giovanni = Gio
Tariro = T
Gregory = Greg
Simon = Si
Darren = Rodgers
Andrew = Andy
Liam = Shrek
Gavin = Gav
Tierny = T
Damien = Daimo



That's just the cast list from the new series of The Sopranos
Carl
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8th Mar 06 at 12:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Edd, there is plenty of time to act old, i'll do this bit when i'm in a home walking around smelling of piss. At this moment in time I find it amusing to go out with friends and rip the pis out of them, as do they. It's harmless fun.

Your just bitter because you got knocked out.
RichACS
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8th Mar 06 at 12:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Just a couple of nicknames

Mate called Phil..... call him "lip" - u know off shameless - cos it pisses him right off...... lol

workmate called Paul (ginger) so we call him "copper bollocks"

Ally
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8th Mar 06 at 12:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

When i was younger my friends used to call me pip because when i spoke i sounded like pip from south park
Ally
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8th Mar 06 at 12:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

and i call Richie shit face/dick face/arse face and pant head, and he calls me prick
Carl
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8th Mar 06 at 12:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Ally
and i call Richie shit face/dick face/arse face and pant head, and he calls me prick

I call mine a bint, just because she doesn't like it. She calls me shit head.
Edd
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8th Mar 06 at 13:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Carl

Your just bitter because you got knocked out.



true

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