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Balling
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5th Mar 06 at 22:07   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
...has got to be one of the worst movies I've seen!!!

I just finished watching it and I can honestly not believe how bad it was!!!
The scene in the beginning where she atracks a roaring (why?) shark by cutting her arm and then punches it in the face resulting in it swiming off is just a joke... and how badly is the shark (and everything else) animated? Seriously, it looks like it's built from lego's...

Anyway, just thought I'd warn anyone who hasn't seen it! Stay clear!

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If you were in the UK, you could watch Starship Troopers 2 on TV now, then you'd see you're wrong about the worst film ever.
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lol yup I had to turn off starship troopers 2 - I knew it was bad, the main reason I watched it was to see how bad it was - but it was so unbarable I had to switch it off.
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open water is the worse film ever
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LMFAO - Starship troopers 2 has got to the stage where they're just using up all the crap special effects they had lying around
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quote:
Originally posted by Balling
...has got to be one of the worst movies I've seen!!!

See!

Starship Troopers 2 is really bad, but while watching it you never really get the feeling, that they are being serious! It's like they knew the movie would suck but just couldn't be assed to care!
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True. Like some college kids found a movie set and a camcorder, then decided to get drunk and make a film.
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Just with no shagging.
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Originally posted by cunningham
open water is the worse film ever


have to agree
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Like some college kids found a movie set and a camcorder, then decided to get drunk and make a film.

If you think about it, all the ingredients are backing up around this theory...
Big ass weapons
Spaceships
Plastic-like aliens
Random nudity

I think you may in fact have cracked the 'idea' behind Starship Troopers 2!

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Get some of your patients to make the third movie
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Get some of your patients to make the third movie

I wouldn't question their ability to let the movie reach the same intellectual level as the second... After watching our "sexual education for the disabled" tape, I however fear that the sex scenes would not be of an equal standard!
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HAHA
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
If you were in the UK, you could watch Starship Troopers 2 on TV now, then you'd see you're wrong about the worst film ever.

 
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