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bradfincham
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3rd Mar 06 at 11:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A bear a lion and a chicken meet.

The bear says " if i roar in the forrest, the entire forest shivers in fear."

The Lion says "if i roar in the desert, the entire desert trembles in fear."

Big Deal says the chicken






"i only have to cough and whole planet shits itself."
Jake
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3rd Mar 06 at 11:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
dont get it
gianluigi
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3rd Mar 06 at 11:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
FPMSL
Brett
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bradfincham
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quote:
Originally posted by jake
dont get it



Bird flu
Edd
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3rd Mar 06 at 11:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by bradfincham
quote:
Originally posted by jake
dont get it



Bird flu



you not getting his sarcasm is funnier than the joke itself
Matt H
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bradfincham
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3rd Mar 06 at 11:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Edd
quote:
Originally posted by bradfincham
quote:
Originally posted by jake
dont get it



Bird flu



you not getting his sarcasm is funnier than the joke itself


im afraid were not all comedians like you edd
Pablo
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3rd Mar 06 at 14:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Craig txt me this yday!
SteveW
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3rd Mar 06 at 14:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
have had that text and email'd to me about 10 times now.

its gettin a bit "Old Hat" now
ClaireF
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3rd Mar 06 at 16:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
heard that joke today, alrite.

i have one

what has immigrants and sperm have in common?
















They all come in millions and only one works
mark_gsi
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Andy GSi
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Kathryn W
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lmfao
Kathryn W
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Old one and people might have heared it but....

What did the American send bulks of to tsunami sufferes?





Packets of Daz because they kept finding people washing up on the beach..

 
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