leeshez
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Thought for the day!!!
Did You Know...
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)
The male pray mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....................)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
[Edited on 22-02-2006 by leeshez]
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Matt H
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Did you know.....
You post some crap stuff on here
Please stop
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Edd
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i actually knew all of those
i am a fountain of useless information
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K2 GTi
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If it wasn't for the gay comments underneath Id read it 
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PK1
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bit harsh! I thought it was good
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gianluigi
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quote:
Originally posted by PK1
bit harsh! I thought it was good
i missed the rest of your drive by thread last night!! what happend in it?? 
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Cybermonkey
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Did you know...
If we could harness the power of the Sun for just 1 day, we would have enough energy to last the planet 30 years 
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PK1
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meh i did'nt even read the entire thread myself, lets just say dont leave your comp on during a house party!
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gianluigi
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WTF happend??
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PK1
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left the PC on with CS running in the background on the taskbar and didn't check it until about 12.15am. I deleted everything though but I dont think Ian was too happy neither were a couple of other people on here
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gianluigi
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lol, i saw a few things in the trash can. whatdid your "mates" post?
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Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by PK1
meh i did'nt even read the entire thread myself, lets just say dont leave your comp on during a house party!
yeah, Im loving that excuse 
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PK1
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lol you can believe what you want Cosmo! i'm not going to argue with you over it
theres probably about 2 - 3 in the trash can? fun reading if your bored and they're retrivable I suppose
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gianluigi
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they are not retrievable
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VegasPhil
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I wanted to read that thread  .
Corsa 2.0 16v Vegas - Sold
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ClaireF
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
did u know that dolphins will actually have sex with the father for pleasure till ready to have family of there own
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PK1
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do you have pet dolphins?
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ClaireF
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No
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PK1
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suppose that was quite a silly question because they'd be big and slippery ahd hard to keep unless you had a really big tank
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gianluigi
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quote:
Originally posted by vauxcorsagirl
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
did u know that dolphins will actually have sex with the father for pleasure till ready to have family of there own
WTF? even male dolphins?? sick fucks. i thought they were supposed to be clever animofolos?
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PK1
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pics?
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gianluigi
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quote:
Originally posted by PK1
pics?
 why dont you go for another drive by.
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PK1
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? what sort of drive-by ?
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PK1
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were not in Italy now with all the mafia's
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gianluigi
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 i fail to understand your point
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