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gavin18787

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Registered: 22nd Feb 05
Location: Basildon, Essex
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20th Feb 06 at 20:54

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/20022006/325/half-britons-chat-motor-cars.html

I must confess i may have done on the odd ocasion

Not a full on convosation though

Drives supercharged Tec with torque

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Registered: 5th Jul 00
Location: Aberdeen City
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20th Feb 06 at 20:59

i've shouted at before...... never talked to/with kinda thing though

mav

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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Scotland
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20th Feb 06 at 21:09

i don't talk to it....

gavin18787

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Registered: 22nd Feb 05
Location: Basildon, Essex
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20th Feb 06 at 21:10

yer mine have been shouts mainly due to a dodgy reverse gear and it been a 1.2 8v

Drives supercharged Tec with torque

vibrio

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Registered: 28th Feb 01
Location: POAH
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20th Feb 06 at 21:11

quote:
Originally posted by mav
i don't talk to it....

no you just apply white liquied and rub glently up and down

mav

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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Scotland
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20th Feb 06 at 21:11

thats for sure, but the leather is wipe clean.......

Matt H

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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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20th Feb 06 at 21:11

I tell my 2.0 to shut up & my 1.4 to hurry up

stuartmitchell

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Registered: 24th Apr 04
Location: Kirkliston, Edinburgh
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20th Feb 06 at 21:58

The extent of my conversations with the pug were:

"you only had a new driveshaft last week............French crap"

Does kicking your car count?

Rus

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Registered: 24th Jan 05
Location: SE London, Kent
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20th Feb 06 at 22:07

i shout at it sometimes "for fuck sake, go quicker!"

scoob

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Registered: 16th Oct 03
Location: Beverley, E Riding of Yorkshire
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20th Feb 06 at 22:12

i prefer to talk to my car more then my gf

RS6

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Registered: 5th Nov 03
Location: with MJ
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20th Feb 06 at 22:54

if ive been a long way and its driven well, got me safely back etc will say thank oo while its sat on the drive nowt wrong with that i think!

VegasPhil

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Registered: 16th Jan 05
Location: Fareham, Hants Drives: Octavia VRS
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20th Feb 06 at 23:02

I like talking to the Corsa. IT doesn't have anything to say back

I also enjoy saying "Go faster please... PLEASE!!! ".

Corsa 2.0 16v Vegas - Sold

Adam-D

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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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20th Feb 06 at 23:03

ive shouted at them.
and threatened to burn them
not had a conversation with it thou

ClaireF

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Registered: 1st Nov 05
Location: hurlford, scotland Drives: corsa again
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20th Feb 06 at 23:08

i say hello or goodbye wen in a mates car

Jake

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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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20th Feb 06 at 23:11

i said goodbye when i sold mine. Knowing it will probably never be treated the same

ClaireF

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Registered: 1st Nov 05
Location: hurlford, scotland Drives: corsa again
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20th Feb 06 at 23:29

i also do shout at it to hurry up

RS6

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Registered: 5th Nov 03
Location: with MJ
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20th Feb 06 at 23:34

up a hill mine gets abuse i must admit

down a hill i cheer up

[Edited on 20-02-2006 by fastevoboy]

Scotty_B

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Registered: 11th Jun 03
Location: East Kilbride
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21st Feb 06 at 09:54

I tap the dashboard and say well done when I beat a 1.1 Saxo.

Gg_mf

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Registered: 10th Oct 05
Location: Brighouse
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21st Feb 06 at 09:56

I rubbed the bonnet better when we had the accident.

Edd

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Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
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21st Feb 06 at 10:12

i put my penis in the exhaust...........does that count?

gavin18787

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Registered: 22nd Feb 05
Location: Basildon, Essex
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21st Feb 06 at 17:08

quote:
Originally posted by Edd
i put my penis in the exhaust...........does that count?

FPMSL

Apparently men are good at having relationships with inanimate (sp) objects

Drives supercharged Tec with torque

CCA

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Registered: 6th Dec 04
Location: Somewhere Drives: Not a bloody Vauxhall!
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21st Feb 06 at 17:14

quote:
Originally posted by Gg_mf
I rubbed the bonnet better when we had the accident.

Thats a bit like jabbing someones nose after they've just broken it

Jason Iles

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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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21st Feb 06 at 17:15

I put food under the bonnet and open and close it like it's chewing if that counts

MikeE

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Registered: 7th Mar 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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21st Feb 06 at 17:50

quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
I put food under the bonnet and open and close it like it's chewing if that counts

fpmsl

gavin18787

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Registered: 22nd Feb 05
Location: Basildon, Essex
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21st Feb 06 at 17:59

quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
I put food under the bonnet and open and close it like it's chewing if that counts

I hope that was a lie

Drives supercharged Tec with torque

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