3CorsaMeal
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god i love this character 
Mr. Garrison: Does anyone know what sexual harassment means?
Cartman: When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
Officer Barbrady: You can't just lock 63 people in your basement.
Cartman: They're not people, they're hippies!
Cartman: You seem a little irritable, Kyle. You got some sand in your vagina?
Kyle: There's no sand in my vagina!
Cartman: You so much at TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.
Cartman: Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.
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3CorsaMeal
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taken from
http://www.southparkquotes.com/
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schoey
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Ive never really liked the show tbh!
But they're funny!
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mwg
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Cartman is so funny
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Balling
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Kyle: Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Cartman.
Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Stan: That's cool.
Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose.
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jonnysri
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ive got a ''smack my bitch up'' remix with cartman on vocals, its funny as fook
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VegasPhil
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Cartman: Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.
PMFSL
Corsa 2.0 16v Vegas - Sold
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Matt H
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South Park is ace 
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Kif
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The best one is where he asks mr garrison, how would you like to SMB's over the megaphone
[Edited on 20-02-2006 by Kif]
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vibrio
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quote:
Originally posted by Kif
The best one is where he asks mr garrison, how would you like to SMB's over the megaphone
[Edited on 20-02-2006 by Kif]
yes he wants me
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Matt H
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Or another classic quote from the episode where Kyle's geeky cousin comes to stay in south park (he is also jewish)
Kyle's cousin: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.
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Kif
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i spat my drink out then
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Balling
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Cartman: Well, Kyle, appreciate you being so open with me about this, but as we know, you have a warped perception of reality because you're jewish.
Just so wrong!
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Matt H
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Cartman: Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad
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Matt H
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Cartman: I used to think disabled people were here for my amusement.
WRONG!!!!!!
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Jamie Walby
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Matt have you seen the one when he asks Kyle for his 'Jew Gold'
and also the one when he Kyles dad has surgery to become a dolphin?
'is Kyles dad a dolphin, worse, a Jewish dolphin'
'A Jewphin'
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Matt H
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No
I have all the episodes but I haven't watched them all yet 
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Robbo
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Umm where are the toilets for dolphins
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Matt H
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Chef: Children, uh, what's the one thing that's more sacred to a man than anything else in the world?
Stan: Uh, bicycles?
Cartman: Ham?
Kyle: No, not ham, you fat fuck!
Cartman: Screw you! It's ham, isn't it?
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Jamie Walby
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mav
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Kerry
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i have to agree cartmans quotes are pretty hilarious
downloaded the uncle fu**er song from south park the movie, the bit where they go and see the phil and whatever show
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Scotty_B
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quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
i have to agree cartmans quotes are pretty hilarious
downloaded the uncle fu**er song from south park the movie, the bit where they go and see the phil and whatever show
Brilliant
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Edd
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have lots of mp3 clips on my phone from southpark, have quite a few of those quotes
but the best is cartmen singing kyle's mom's a big fat bitch
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vibrio
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quote:
Originally posted by Edd
have lots of mp3 clips on my phone from southpark, have quite a few of those quotes
but the best is cartmen singing kyle's mom's a big fat bitch
the funny thing is I can do the same for your maw
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