Andy GSi
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Mr Honda, of the Honda Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven for judgment.
At the gates, St. Peter told Mr Honda, "since you've been such a good
man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you
can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
Mr Honda thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang
out with God. I have a question for Him."
St. Peter took Mr Honda to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.
Mr. Honda then asked God, "Aren't you the inventor of women?"
God Said, "Ah, yes. Indeed I am".
"Well," said Mr Honda, "Professional to professional, you have some
major design flaws in your design;
1- There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2- It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3- Most of the rear ends are too soft and have excessive wobble.
4- The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
5- Plus the monthly down time and aggravation are outrageous,
and I don't even wanna start talking about the maintenance costs.
"Hmmmm, you do raise some good points" replied God, "Lets have a wee
look." God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few things
and waited for the results.
After a moment God said, "Well, it may be true that my invention seems
to be flawed, but according to these numbers, more men are riding my
invention than yours."
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Edd
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pmsl
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JadeM
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Very good that 
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Tom
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good'un 
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chris_uk
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jade, will you suck my left testicle?
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Nismo
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Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by chris_uk
jade, will you suck my left testicle?
errrrm ......
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JadeM
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quote:
Originally posted by chris_uk
jade, will you suck my left testicle?
You must be joking.....look at the nick of you!!
I would rather suck an arabs sandal...Would probably be less sweaty
[Edited on 14-02-2006 by JadeM]
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Tom
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**Whistles** 
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James
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quote:
Originally posted by JadeM
quote:
Originally posted by chris_uk
jade, will you suck my left testicle?
You must be joking.....look at the nick of you!!
I would rather suck an arabs sandal...Would probably be less sweaty
[Edited on 14-02-2006 by JadeM]
FPMSL where did you come from? you need to post more often 
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CCA
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the threads funny and the jokes ok
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James
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quote:
Originally posted by James
quote:
Originally posted by JadeM
quote:
Originally posted by chris_uk
jade, will you suck my left testicle?
You must be joking.....look at the nick of you!!
I would rather suck an arabs sandal...Would probably be less sweaty
[Edited on 14-02-2006 by JadeM]
FPMSL where did you come from? you need to post more often
Ive just cottoned on.......
 Colin/Joff/Ojc
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chris_uk
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
**Whistles**
cheers m8.. free tonight?
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Pablo
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stuartmitchell
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quote:
Originally posted by JadeM
quote:
Originally posted by chris_uk
jade, will you suck my left testicle?
You must be joking.....look at the nick of you!!
I would rather suck an arabs sandal...Would probably be less sweaty
[Edited on 14-02-2006 by JadeM]
pmsl jade your the best newbie yet........apart from Joff
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Kathryn W
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gudden that!
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