leeshez
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Two paratroopers were seconded to the SAS for special training. After the first day they met up in the bar.
"Ah, Pete," asks one, "'How have you been doing?"
"Murder!" answers Pete. "I’ve had a terrible day. Terrible! At six this morning I was woken by this big hairy sergeant. He dragged me out of bed and on to the parade ground."
"And then what happened?" inquires his mate.
"I will tell you what happened! He made me climb up this silly little platform five feet off the ground and then he said "Jump!"
"'And did you jump?" asks his mate.
"I did not. I told him - "I am a paratrooper. I do not jump five feet. It is beneath my dignity."
"And then what happened?" asks his mate.
"Then he made me climb up this silly little platform ten feet off the ground, and he said "Jump!"
"And did you jump?" asks his mate.
"I did not. I told him - "I am a paratrooper. It is beneath my dignity to jump ten feet."
"What happened then?" asks his mate.
"Then he made me climb up this rickety platform a hundred feet above the parade ground. He undid his trousers, took out this enormous willy, and he said: "If you do not jump, I am going to stick this right up your arse."
"Ooooh!" says his mate. "And did you jump?"
"A little, at the beginning."
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