leeshez
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I think this is a repost
>>> >
>>> > Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep
>>> > on the side of a deserted road in the Highlands. Suddenly, a
brand
>>> > new bright Red Porsche 911 appears and screeches to a halt beside
him.
>>> > The driver,a woman wearing a Chanel suit, Ray Bans and a Cartier
>>> > watch,
>>> > steps out and asks the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep
you
>>> > have can I keep one?". The shepherd looks at the large flock and
>>> > says 'Okay'. The woman connects a laptop to a mobile phone fax,
enters
>> the
>>> > NASA website,scans the field using GPS, opens a database linked
to 60
>>> > Excel files with logarithms and pivot tables, then prints out a
150
>>> > page
>>> > report on a high tech mini printer.
>>> >
>>> > She studies the report and says to the shepherd "You have exactly
>>> > 1,586
>>> > sheep". The shepherd replies "That's correct. You can have the
pick of
>>> > my flock". The woman packs away her equipment, looks at the flock
and
>>> > puts one in the boot of her Porsche.
>>> >
>>> > As she is about to leave the shepherd says "If I can guess
>>> > your profession will you return the animal to me?". The woman
>>> > thinks for a moment, then agrees. The shepherd says "You are an
NHS
>>> > manager". "Correct" responds the woman, "but how did you know?"
>>> >
>>> > The shepherd replies "Simple, first you came without being
>>> > invited. Second, you wasted a lot of time telling me something I
>>> > already knew. Third, you don't understand anything about the work
I
>>> > do,
>>> but
>>> > interfere anyway - Now can I have my dog back?"!!!
>>> >
>>> >
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gianluigi
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PMSLMFAO 
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Joe
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SVM 286
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Genius.
So so true
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jonnysri
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Laura_1.416v
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Registered: 26th Nov 04
Location: North Yorkshire
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lmao
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Charlene
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Jas
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Location: Mid Wales
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quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
PMSLMFAO
pissing myself laughing me arse off...
<-- now that would be a funny sight!
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