leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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An elderly couple, Margaret and Charles, are in Texas. Charles always
wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he
buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and
says to his wife:
"Notice anything different about me?"
Margaret looks him over, "Nope."
Frustrated Charles storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back
into the room completely naked except for the boots Again, he asks, a little
louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"
Margaret looks up and says, "Charles, what's different? It's hanging down
today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.
Furious, Charles yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN,MARGARET?"
"Nope". She replies.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"
To which Margaret replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Charles. Shoulda bought a
hat."
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Karen
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Registered: 9th Jul 03
Location: Edinburgh
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 nice one!
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Brett
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Registered: 16th Dec 02
Location: Manchester
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Not really a quick joke 
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gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
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omg took me a while to get that one
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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 not really feeling that
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Kathryn W
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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funny... but dont get it very much 
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VegasPhil
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Registered: 16th Jan 05
Location: Fareham, Hants Drives: Octavia VRS
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Corsa 2.0 16v Vegas - Sold
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